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Car + Bumblebee = WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAKWTYSVNDUDKDLDDA!!

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  1. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    All I'm going to say is... these animals should be made illegal.



    I was driving along and a mutant hairy monster of a bumblebee flew into my car through the open window.
    For a split second I considered driving into a wall in the hope that the bee would die. And then I almost drove into a wall because panic made me think it was possible to speed away from the bee even though it was in the car with me .






    It was a very intense few seconds. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.










    When it flew into my car my face was something like this..........















    [​IMG]


    I'm not even expecting anybody to say anything about it, I just needed to get it off my chest.
    That is all.
     
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  2. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    ahhh, brilliant!
     
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  3. jb0o

    jb0o North East Forum Moderator Regional Rep Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Hahaha, I've missed these threads Ads!
     
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  4. Cruiser89

    Cruiser89 Advanced In Car Tech Site Sponsor

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    Amazing....

    It's kinda like this picture when it comes to spiders and the Mrs...

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Paradox1

    Paradox1 Active Member

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    hahaha Ive had that a few times, Once in a tesco car pack. I jumped out the car so quick it was unreal. lol

    worse one was I was learning to drive in my friends car at night and I saw a spider dangle from the roof right next to my face when I was on the road...... let just stay I gave myself an hefty happy slap!:keule:
     
  6. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Hate Bee's/Wasps! :scared2:
     
  7. shariain

    shariain Well-Known Member

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    Pmsl right now.
     
  8. jb0o

    jb0o North East Forum Moderator Regional Rep Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    I've never actually been stung by a bee/wasp before, so you can imagine how scared I am whenever I see one :(
     
  9. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    :lmfao:


    I've only been stung once.







    On the a*se. :sos:
     
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  10. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter quattro Audi S3 s tronic

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    Lol. Welcome back ads, good to see your still on form. :) x
     
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  11. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I've had a wasp sting, it wasn't too bad. It was on my thumb, but I didn't cry...just.
     
  12. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol what you like!
     
  13. Ads

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    After the sting, it's the legs I hate most.
     
  14. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi S4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Try doing, well I cannot say how fast but insane speeds on a bike and getting hit on the knee by a suicidal bumblebee.

    Wow.....pain is an understatement.
     
  15. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    I remember about 14 years ago when I was driving around Birmingham, a bee or wasp got into my car at some lights, I like a silly girl got out the car when the lights turned green & ran away lmao, leaving my car very nickable & sitting there holding traffic, pathetic I know but those things are mean little feckers.
     
  16. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

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    So your Audi transformed into a Beemer?

    Do you think a good valet will get rid of that brown stain on your car seat?

    I have to say I haven't been in a similar situation, but I would most likely see how much honey the little fecker was holding before I let him out the window.
     
  17. Paradox1

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    looool would have loved to see that!

    your lucky camera phones wasnt as advanced as they are now
    You could have been a youtube celebrity!!
     
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  18. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    I love the way that when a bee or wasp comes near that you automatically turn into a karate expert.
     
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  19. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I'm not even going to ask what shyte you was up to! :fart::laugh:
     
  20. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Summers back, so Ads is back at the GYM cruising.
     
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  21. vrbob

    vrbob Thats no Moon, Thats a space station!

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    Lol :)

    Just be thankful you aint alergic to the little furry buggers like me!

    Still reminds me of when i was a teenager on my first 125cc Motorbike cruising down the road on a nice evening with my visor up when the worlds biggest stag beetle manged to fly directly in!

    Now thats was a proper brown trouser moment and involved a hasty stop, dismount and then dancing about like a loon trying to remove my crash helmet with said beastie inside.
     
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  22. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    It's just karma. God's way of saying... "shouldn't have sold the Audi"
     
  23. dre_S3

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    im the same in my 30s now and never been stung. I find bees ok they don't bother me and i like them but wasps i cant srand them
     
  24. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter quattro Audi S3 s tronic

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    Something interesting for Sarah and I to look forward to then Nigel, lol. :) x
     
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  25. WilkoS3

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    What would you rather bee or a wasp??
     
  26. Paradox1

    Paradox1 Active Member

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    Alright show off!

    im going to through BEE Hieve at your house! :p
     
  27. AlexGSi2000

    AlexGSi2000 Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Bees are ok - its wasps that are the bad guys.

    Had one fly in whilst I was on the A1 a few years ago, I have never pulled onto the hard shoulder as fast since.
     
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    To be honest, it wasn't the personality or the sting I was worried about, it was the sheer size (and noise) of the thing that had me fearing for my life.

    It could've had a one inch erect nipple for a sting and a big smile on its face and I still would've legged it.
     
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  29. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi S4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I hate wasps and hornets coz they're just down right evil gits and apparently The Japanese Giant Hornet is on its way over to the UK as the climate changes. And they eat normal wasps and bees for brekkie.
     
  30. Cruiser89

    Cruiser89 Advanced In Car Tech Site Sponsor

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    Boom... Have that!!

    Sounds like they could eat small children and dogs too. ha
     
  31. wolfie138

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    probably could :
    hornet.jpg

    i love wasps, and bumblebees :)
     
  32. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi S4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Imagine being attacked by a handful of them.....Apparently their venom is so strong it can dissolve human tissue.
     
  33. C6 DRN

    C6 DRN living the dream Audi S3 Black Edition

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    haha brilliant
     

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