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Cancer Scare

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by octagon, Mar 11, 2005.

  1. octagon
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    [Mar 11, 2005]
    A man walks into a shop......

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie?

    Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

    Customer: Thanks
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    [Mar 11, 2005]
    Yeah heard before.... ironic really aint it!
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    [Mar 11, 2005]
    good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    [Mar 11, 2005]
    that is ace!!!! actually lol!
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