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Cancer Scare

octagon Mar 11, 2005

  1. octagon

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    A man walks into a shop......

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie?

    Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

    Customer: Thanks
     
  2. imported_disley

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  3. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Yeah heard before.... ironic really aint it!
     
  4. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  5. ajmackie

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    that is ace!!!! actually lol!
     
  6. Rob W8

    Rob W8 Member

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    Very funny
     

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