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Can you pass a citizenship test?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by audi5e, Feb 12, 2006.

  1. audi5e

    audi5e Member

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    Here's one for you lot: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4099770.stm

    I got 8 correct...as a non citizen that has not read the book... (some book on living in the uk for immigrants... I would probably also have had my nose broken outside the pub by now.... ok so it would probably have been the result of calling the 4X4 owner a stupid git...)

    I would love to know how you locals fare... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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  3. mac1403

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    Born and breed in Britain.....one dumb sh*t....only managed 7, but have been to the pub all night LOL
     
  4. bainsyboy

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    Ive been looking at pron all night so eye sight not so good i got 7 as well.
     
  5. tubtub

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    I got 9 right, a score that earns me a seat on the district council......
     
  6. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    I got 9 too without much thought, what a rubbish test... think this kind of thing explains a lot!
     
  7. richy

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    i got 7... im a us citiz so so im allowed to get a few wrong.. lol.
     
  8. 28v6

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    Move over Tony Blair.... 12, a seat in parliament!! Let me at 'im... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/froggie_red.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/book.gif
     
  9. 12 also but should have been 13 but i didn`t read the pg one correctly lol.


    anyhow whats the poit of giving them a book like that to read it just means they can swot up ffs.
     
  10. tubtub

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    [ QUOTE ]
    12 also but should have been 13 but i didn`t read the pg one correctly lol.


    anyhow whats the poit of giving them a book like that to read it just means they can swot up ffs.

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    Judging by the scores some of us have managed, we need the book too...

    Not providing the book is a bit like being asked questions on the Highway Code without having seen it first, isn't it?
     
  11. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    And I dont give a /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif about this very non british britain.
     
  12. 28v6

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    Straight and to the point NSD! thats what we like about you hee..hee /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  13. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    A massive 7! but to be fair im a from Scotland lol
     
  14. dickys3

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    I got 7 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
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    I got 7 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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    Ditto......
     
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    Straight and to the point NSD! thats what we like about you hee..hee /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
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    9 right - seat on the district council (prob do better than half the idots that are on there now even if I only got 4 right!).
     
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    I got 8 but most of it was guess work /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    ok did it again and got 14 .....now i must go sit on the throne...can someone pass the bog roll please /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  20. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    got 12 but most was guess work as well lol
     
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    7 for me, but I contest some of the answers!
     
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  23. bainsyboy

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    No i cant pass it so i suggest you lot have a collection for me and the mrs an f--k us off out of this s--t hole country to somewhere like Antigua where i dont have to worry about the weather.
     
  24. audi5e

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    So what is the correct pub etiquette?

    Do I punch the person in the head and demand that he buy me another pint, and then hope my aggression will divert his attention from the fact that I was the one that spilt his drink? :)

    Or do I run away, hoping that his chav buddies are not waiting around the corner.... :)
     
  25. Andy Crooks

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    6 for me
     
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    11 and Im Irish :p
     

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