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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Jul 5, 2009.

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    [Jul 5, 2009]
    Henry was attending his AS.nets monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.

    After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow Audi owners Henry left to go back home to his wife.

    When Henry's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Henry sitting up in front of his car, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp pan frying bacon on a hot bed of coals.

    "How did you talk your wife into letting you go Henry?"

    "I didn't have to" was Henry's reply.

    "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

    When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see - through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."

    So here I am!
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    [Jul 5, 2009]
    LMAO Mmmmmmmmmmmm........ideas ideas:whistle2:
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    Lmao!! Do you get these from life experence Jas????
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