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Call me Frank Carson

necroeire Apr 18, 2005

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    In woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

    They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

    The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.



    The nurses run back into the room.



    "What happened!!!!?" they cried.



    The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
     
  2. DaveACQ20v

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  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha.... as Frak would say,....."It's the way I tell 'em"
     
  4. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    Be flogged to death already and only about 3 weeks ago!

    Good joke though!
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif very funny
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Genius. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     

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