1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Butter or Margarine

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Aug 29, 2010.

  1. voorhees
    Offline

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2005
    Messages:
    15,121
    Likes Received:
    1,183
    [Aug 29, 2010]
    This is interesting . .. .
    Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.


    It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow colouring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavourings..

    DO YOU KNOW.. The difference between margarine and butter?

    Read on to the end...gets very interesting!

    Both have the same amount of calories.

    Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams for margarine.

    Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

    Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

    Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few and
    only because they are added!

    Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.

    Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years .

    And now, for Margarine..

    Very High in Trans fatty acids.

    Triples risk of coronary heart disease .
    Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

    Increases the risk of cancers up to five times..

    Lowers quality of breast milk.

    Decreases immune response.

    Decreases insulin response.

    And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

    Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC... and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT

    These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

    You can try this yourself:

    Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:

    * no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

    * it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic . Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

    Share This With Your Friends.....(If you want to butter them up')!
    #1
  2. Ads

    Ads

    [Sep 20, 2014]

  3. L1 HCS
    Offline

    L1 HCS Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2006
    Messages:
    4,601
    Likes Received:
    6
    [Aug 29, 2010]
    :sign_omg:
    #2
  4. Dazmo
    Offline

    Dazmo Active Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2009
    Messages:
    1,768
    Likes Received:
    8
    [Aug 31, 2010]
    So margarine is technically worse than terrorism.
    #3
  5. voorhees
    Offline

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2005
    Messages:
    15,121
    Likes Received:
    1,183
    [Aug 31, 2010]
    yes :whistle2:
    #4
  6. Nilz
    Offline

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    10,255
    Likes Received:
    403
    [Sep 7, 2010]
    Hmmmm interesting.
    #5
  7. Keeno
    Offline

    Keeno Spooly Spooly Boosty Boosty!

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2009
    Messages:
    701
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Dec 17, 2010]
    I always thought that margerine was invented as a substitute for those who couldn't afford butter. It was commissioned by a king IIRC but I can't recall which one...
    #6
  8. OldRedEyes
    Offline

    OldRedEyes Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2010
    Messages:
    442
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Dec 18, 2010]
    It's the usual scare tactic's. I showed this to my wife a few year's ago, she just laughed. She's an industrial chemist, and then proceeded to tell me basically the same as this site here does.
    #7
  9. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Dec 18, 2010]
    I'm still waiting for the punchline....
    #8

Share This Page