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Bum Scan

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Nov 12, 2010.

  1. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

    Oct 10, 2006
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    [FONT=&quot]Last night, my friends went to a Gentlemans Club. One of the boys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a £10 note.

    When the dancer came over, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to her bum cheek!

    Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. He called the girl back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek.

    In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the girl over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her bum cheeks again.

    My relief was short-lived.

    Seeing the way things are going, the girl races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the girl is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

    What could I do?

    The man in me took over!

    I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her bum, grabbed the eighty pounds, and left!!!!

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  3. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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