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jdp1962 Mar 6, 2005

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Entire Ferrari pit crew dismissed.

    In a shock move today, the Ferrari F1 team dismissed its pit crew after
    finding youths from Liverpool were able to remove tires from cars in only 6
    seconds, when their own crew took 8.

    In a following practice session, not only did the new crew remove the tires
    in 6 seconds flat, in a further 12 seconds, they had resprayed and
    rebadged the F1 car, and sold it to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of White
    Lightning, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
    the shower.


    International News:

    Camilla is very pleased with the wedding arrangements, but has turned down
    the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver.

    Closer to home......

    The Kyoto Accord went into effect this week, forcing 35 nations and the
    European Union to cut emissions in an effort to combat global warming.

    The U.S., the worlds biggest polluter, was not a participant. President Bush
    refused to sign it. I really don't think he understands the thing.
    For instance, when they asked him in Europe today if he cared to comment
    about the Kyoto Accord, President Bush said that he much prefers the Camry.
     
  2. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Look Audi-sport and politics just don't mix, but /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  4. ajmackie

    ajmackie Member

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    that is well funny!!!!! all very good!
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Excellent some real funny stories there jdp /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  6. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  7. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    Very good indeed /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  8. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    nice one mate very funny
     

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