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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jdp1962, Mar 6, 2005.

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator
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    Entire Ferrari pit crew dismissed.

    In a shock move today, the Ferrari F1 team dismissed its pit crew after
    finding youths from Liverpool were able to remove tires from cars in only 6
    seconds, when their own crew took 8.

    In a following practice session, not only did the new crew remove the tires
    in 6 seconds flat, in a further 12 seconds, they had resprayed and
    rebadged the F1 car, and sold it to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of White
    Lightning, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
    the shower.


    International News:

    Camilla is very pleased with the wedding arrangements, but has turned down
    the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver.

    Closer to home......

    The Kyoto Accord went into effect this week, forcing 35 nations and the
    European Union to cut emissions in an effort to combat global warming.

    The U.S., the worlds biggest polluter, was not a participant. President Bush
    refused to sign it. I really don't think he understands the thing.
    For instance, when they asked him in Europe today if he cared to comment
    about the Kyoto Accord, President Bush said that he much prefers the Camry.
     
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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    Look Audi-sport and politics just don't mix, but /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
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    that is well funny!!!!! all very good!
     
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    Excellent some real funny stories there jdp /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  6. jojo

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    Brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    Very good indeed /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    nice one mate very funny
     

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