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Bored shopping in Tescos... here's a challenge for you all...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bravepilot, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. bravepilot

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    01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares'... and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal Position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
     
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  4. Rev-head

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    Must try but could someone please pick me up from police station next day
     
  5. rickparmar

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    HAHAHA
     
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    Quality, very good m8
     
  7. mikeA2B

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    Next time someone does this, get your stupid mate to film it and post it here,
    Im going ringing my stupid mate, see if he wants to go virtual shopping!!!

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    quote]01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares'... and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal Position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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  8. AndyMac

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    While you're at it go to the book department and ask if they've got "How to handle rejection without killing"?
     
  9. jdp1962

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    While you're at it go to the book department and ask if they've got "How to handle rejection without killing"?

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    Or ask them if they've got Kirk Douglas's autobiography, and wait for them to ask "Who wrote it?"
     
  10. bravepilot

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    While you're at it go to the book department and ask if they've got "How to handle rejection without killing"?

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    Or ask them if they've got Kirk Douglas's autobiography, and wait for them to ask "Who wrote it?"

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