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Booked in for the rollers....

Discussion in 'A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)' started by Welly, May 5, 2010.

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What will the dyno lottery results be?

  1. 210-220

    4 vote(s)
    10.3%
  2. 220-230

    4 vote(s)
    10.3%
  3. 230-240

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  4. 240-250

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  5. 250-260

    11 vote(s)
    28.2%
  6. 260+

    9 vote(s)
    23.1%
  1. finesse

    finesse Active Member
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    I've got 300bhp with NO fmic :p and my e-penis is 12.5inchs

    top that!
     
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  3. badger5

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    272bhp guess on sunram
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Only time will tell.....
     
  5. Sandip

    Sandip Well-Known Member

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    256.4bhp:) What will i get when i win? lol
     
  6. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    A nice, fresh, iceberg lettuce. :icon_thumright:
     
  7. Sandip

    Sandip Well-Known Member

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    Great prize Welly :icon_thumright:
     
  8. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Cheers dude, it took LOTS of imagination....
     
  9. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Right then dudes and dudettes....

    IT'S ON!

    I'll be leaving in a few mins....

    Watch this space __________________________. Although it won't do anything.
     
  10. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving
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    The suspense is killing me pal!
     
  11. Matt82

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    dont forget to shout VTEK
     
  12. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'm taking the laptop so I can slap it shut when there is 'Danger To Manifold'.....
     
  13. Matt82

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    "shut up"

    got to tell it to shut up too

    get some excuses ready too, like a hole in your fuel map and it was loading in 3rd
     
  14. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    My excuse if needed will be 'F**kin Audi are f**kin s**t'.'

    Simples.
     
  15. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow...
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    ...well yours is at least :)

    gl d00de..

    <tuffty/>
     
  16. mk1chopper

    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    or blame the operator for granny shiftin not double clutchin like you should
     
  17. Matt82

    Matt82 Active Member

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    good point, well made

    if it blows up, tell yourself youll have to find another way home, pizza boy
     
  18. peedman

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    hahaha crackup thread! dunno why u guys say haldex makes a jittery graph, we had a dyno day last month on a 4wd dyno and all the curves were smooth. i can post up my stock standard graph if u guys want.
     
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    what make dyno & software?

    jittery graphs and power plots are from the types of dyno and software which dont cope with rapid torque swings front-rear
     
  20. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Oh dear, oh dear.

    Not a good day.

    Bad run on the dyno - scanner has packed up so I can't scan the graph, but the graph was a bit jittery as expected. It managed to make a fantastic 226 BHP and 249 ft/lbs according to the dyno. I think not. VAG COM logging during gave me air flow of 210 g/s. Hmmmm. Oh well - who knows?

    What I know is that figure is a load of BS.

    Anyway - on the way back from having my run , in a bad mood anyway, someone pulled straight out of a juntion and crashed into the side of my car. Great, cheers then. Suppressing my rage and impluse to shout, we sorted it all out and I have booked into the bodydhop for not next week, but the week after to have the damage repaired - at the cost of Mr Knobber.

    Caught it right in the rear wheel arch. Also hit the wheel. Damage to the S3 is minimal - however his Skoda beast was TRASHED. Oh well - should of been looking what he was doing IMO.

    Not a good day all in all - however, my downpipe and Mini Moto have both arrived, so I guess it's not all bad.

    What a day.
     
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  21. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Na - just jinxed pal. Heavily.
     
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  23. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    So, who was the 1 sole person who guessed right on the poll? The Iceberg Lettuce is yours....
     
  24. luke2702

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    Sorry to hear about this but at least you are getting it sorted...
     
  25. <tuffty/>

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    Jeez bloke.... I swear you do this deliberately to make everyone else feel good about the probs they have with their cars!!!

    <tuffty/>
     
  26. jim s3

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    That was me mate :) what do I win
     
  27. S3 Nattie

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    Really dont understand that. Standard figures near enough. I have said it a few times but how come Seat LCR and TT boys get betters readings.

    Welly sorry to hear about your car. You dont have much luck do you bro.
     
  28. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    Welly is a class act! When things don't go to plan mate, you just take it on the chin and get on with it! Lifes never easy in your shoes, but you have good karma. :respekt:
     
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    ...word...

    <tuffty/>
     
  30. s3 Hoggy

    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    Bloody hell mate you don't have a lot of luck do you! It used to be Dani_B19 who was the most unlucky on here but now it appears to be you! :(
     
  31. A3Tom

    A3Tom Smell my finger.

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    And there was me moaning about a suspected warped brake disc :)
     
  32. finesse

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    damn welly, hope you good!
     
  33. mk1chopper

    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    You should of told the fella who crashed into you that he owe's you a 12 second car. Sorry to hear of your misfortune, at least its getting sorted and your alright too. Now wheres Bill with the dyno lottery logo.....
     
  34. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah.... COME ON BILL!!

    On the plus sound, the car sounded awesome on the rollers. Got a video and will try to post up. Sounded like a hurricane was escaping from my exhaust!
     
  35. Broken Byzan

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    how can the fella not see a bright yellow car is beyond me !!!

    Welly mate, you should do the lotto this week, surely your luck must change at some point ?
     
  36. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    The sooner I ditch the plate for a new one the better. I swear it's the '13' in it thats the problem!

    I want to get on and buy S3 00 WEL
     
  37. S3BAM

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    I was expecting you to say banged in the front as i saw u earlier pulling out of youre road with no bumper on @ 1.30 ish

    Was gonna stop but was on the way to watch Iron Man 2 at Cribbs....

    U gonna grab these Hoses this weekend m8 as theyve gone past the dusty stage now fuuuuuuurrrrrryyyy lol....
     
  38. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, where was that dude? I had to whip the bumper off to get to the bloody towing eye hole - the intercooler pipes are proper in the way!!

    Enjoy Iron Man 2? I thought it was wicked :)
     
  39. S3BAM

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    Just round from the Yewtree on the right hander at the top of the hill... Yes good film... i was in the family Mondy Sttdci(with bluefin addition 190bhp ish + 50 to the gallon)

    As we talk these Kt008's are going green with fuuurrr lol...
     
  40. sportstractor

    sportstractor Chugger

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    Thats because rolling roads lie. And these hairdressers in seats and TT's get sucked into it.

    Welly, you do seem to attract alot of bad luck. Maybe did something bad in a former life... maybe a suicide bomber?
    Sure somebody is well happy with the iceburg. If i was right id definately be claiming.
     
  41. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    There is no way that 226 is an accurate figure. Never in a month of sundays. I've got a standard 210 here at the moment, and mine is a world away from it, not 15 bhp.
     
  42. S3 Nattie

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    I read alot of the readers ride in SCN and they all have readings you would expect. Stage one 250 stage 2 270-280 bhp, flywheel power. Find it mad that not one person on heer has a good reading recently.

    I was reading the other day that a completely standard LCR had a stage one CC and the had 250 bhp.

    I do agree with you welly. The tester must have been rubbish. If that is your true reading, "remap is the best bang for your bucks". Sorry but £450 for 15 bhp is rubbish lol.
     

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