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BMW Indicators

gary3306 Jul 11, 2011

  1. gary3306

    gary3306 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Have you noticed that all BMW indicators work on an MOT test, but the second they drive off the premises they pack in working??????? I think BMW should make this a recall issue and devise a field remedy.

    I just took my daughter up to her boyfriends house, and approaching a T junction I have a 1 series in front of me, and a 5 series behind me. About 80 yards from the junction I started indicating left. 1 series? Nothing. 5 series? Nothing. 1 series goes left, still no indicators and I follow. 5 series goes right, still no indication........

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH BMW DRIVERS??????? Are they a secretive bunch and take the view that its none of my damn business where they're going?

    Now the last time I sat in a BMW the indicator stalk was most definately on the steering column. Can anybody confirm for me that they are still there? They haven't for instance started fitting them in the glove box or on the rear parcel shelf? Anybody?

    Jeeez.......... rant over
     
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  2. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

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    BMW = Bloody Minded ****ers. They own the road, get used to it.
     
  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    It is annoying as hell but I think its spreading to other cars as well now, unless they are ex-BMW drivers, then they can be forgiven a little bit.



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    Last edited: Jul 12, 2011
  4. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Some of these ex-BMW drivers are now driving Audi's!
     
  5. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    I always thought indicator where an optional extra on BMW :shrug:
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    I noticed about 4 Audi drivers yesterday who turned with out indicating.
    Most was A3 drivers though.
     
  7. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Monkey see, monkey do..... Standard set by BMW Drivers lol
     
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2011
  8. gary3306

    gary3306 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Those will be the ex BMW drivers who now own Audis
     
  9. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    A lot of people dont bother to use indicators especially on roundabouts. I guess their lazyness is more important than my wasted time.
     
  10. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    you sure its not you not paying attention as all BMW cars have a 3 click setting for when using indicators
     
  11. gary3306

    gary3306 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    No, I was paying attention. Audis have the same thing anyway. Difference is, Audi owners know how it works :yes:
     
  12. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    haha, didnt know audi's had them
     
  13. mikeyboy

    mikeyboy S-line

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    Yeah i totally agree BMW drivers are the worst drivers ever. I was driving home from work today and some twat in a 5 series decided to do a 3 point turn on a busy & constant flow of traffic road. As you can immagine lots of horns blaring but the twat seemed to think he'd done nothing wrong. What really annoys me is that top gear which is my favourite programme by the way have started labelling us audi drivers the cocks instead of the BMW tossers. Honestly i would say 75% of bad driving i witness where i stay resolves round BMW drivers. BMW drivers are the biggest dickheads around.
     
  14. nomis72

    nomis72 Member

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    seems to be the 'in thing' at the moment its not just audi or bmw drivers
     
  15. Lund

    Lund Member

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    A quick blink from the motorway indicators will suffice!
     
  16. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    if audi's have the same how do i set mine?
     

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