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BMW dealership

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by tjm69, May 9, 2008.

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    A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
    Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
    Over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks
    Wind.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
    Noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't
    Pop up right now.
    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form
    Of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and
    Displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady
    With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
    Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
    Been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is
    The price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going
    to **** yourself when I tell you the price."
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