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Birds and bees no more..... The new and revised version....

hop2407 Nov 7, 2005

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Daddy, How was I born................

    THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES.

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I  born?"
    the father answers:
    "Well, son, I guess one day you will need  to find out anyway!
    Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button.......
    .......Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've got Male!"

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  2. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Staff Member Moderator

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    Hahha.. brilliant!
     
  3. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    very good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Lucky they didn't get a virus. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     

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