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Birds and bees no more..... The new and revised version....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by hop2407, Nov 7, 2005.

  1. hop2407
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    Daddy, How was I born................

    THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES.

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I  born?"
    the father answers:
    "Well, son, I guess one day you will need  to find out anyway!
    Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button.......
    .......Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've got Male!"

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  2. RichA3Turbo
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    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Staff Member Moderator

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    Hahha.. brilliant!
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    very good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    Lucky they didn't get a virus. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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