We get it and I think we all hate it. I never thought that much about bird poo or the damage it can do to the body until it happened to me and paid a bit more attention to it. The car got crapped on about 2 weeks ago and I thought its going to rain and that will wash it. I was wrong, 2 weeks later and its still there. I cleaned the car today (jet wash), went to the underground car park and started to polish the car and see what I can do about this bird poo. With the bird poo cleaned off this is what I presented with. Bonnet Roof Roof near the front screen Never thought it was as bad as people made out. Had a play with some cleaning products and about 10mins later I was presented with this. Bonnet Roof Roof near the front screen. Not bad for a first attempt. I've learnt my lesson, i'm not going to attempt to clean off the poo as quick as possible. I thought about carry baby wipes in the boot for this poo cleaning duties and the occasional cleaning my hands. Are baby wipes ok for car paint? They seem fine for every thing else. Is there any recommended products I can carry in the boot for cleaning poo?