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  1. karl7900

    karl7900 Active Member

    A Biker biker stopped by the local Harley Shop
    to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work
    while he waited, and so, since he didn't live far
    from the shop, he decided to walk home.

    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
    and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store and picked up
    a couple of chickens and a goose.

    However, his problem was how to carry his entire purchases home. The
    feedstore owner said, 'Why don't you put the anvil
    in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a
    chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
    hand?' 'Hey, thanks!' said the biker, and out
    the door he went.

    In the parking lot he found a little old lady who told him she was lost, and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said ' I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. We can take a short cut down this alley and be there in no time'.

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously,and then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in
    the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my dress, and ravish me?'The biker said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in Hell could I possibly hold
    you up against a wall and do that?

    'The lady said, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
    anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

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