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Biker..

Ads Feb 21, 2012

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    Ads License to drive

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    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.


    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".



    The authorities think she may have been pushed.
     
  2. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter quattro Audi S3 s tronic

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    That is brilliant Ads
     
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    Made me laugh :happy:
     
  4. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    true class ;)
     
  6. chunta

    chunta New Member

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    made me laugh too much........
     
  7. AudiNutta

    AudiNutta Well-Known Member Team Nano Grey Audi S3

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    Bloody hilarious. :lmfao:
     
  8. ruffrida

    ruffrida Well-Known Member

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    Oopps my boss would like to know whats so funny, lol
     

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