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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by jdp1962, Aug 21, 2006.
whats the hardest part of roller blading???
telling ya parents ya gay!!
What's got 3 ******** and lives on Mars ... ?
ET - the Extra Testicle ...
How do the children at Michael Jackson's Never never land know when it's time for bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand
LMFAO i nearly fell off the chair i were laughing so hard!!!
What's ET short for?
Coz he's got little legs.
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
Police are investigating after a man was found dead, having drowned in his bowl of Mueseli.
They believe he was pulled in by a strong currant.
I just came out of a chippie and there was a tramp on the floor outside.
He said, "I haven't eaten for 2 days..."
I said, "I wish I had your will power!"
A man goes to a 24 hour garage, he walks up to the outside counter and says to the girl inside, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky..."
She goes off and returns with a Kit kat Chunky.
The man replies, "NO, I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat c*nt!"
A man's laying in bed with his new Thai wife, she keeps stroking his cock and he says, "You like that a lot, don't you?"
She replies, "No, I just miss mine!"
Another dig at Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!
What has Maggie Thatcher and Michael Jackson got in common?
They both like to f.ck miners!!!!
Asian karaoke singer?
Penguin walks into a bar and says "Did my brother come in here earlier?"
Barman says "Dunno, what does he look like?"
My wife had a right go at me last night, for not paying attention.
Or something like that.
im un decided whats more funnyer.... Arsenal football club or asn`s very own Andymac!
why did the prostitute have an extra vagina fitted to the outside of her thigh............................so she could make some extra money on the side.