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Best Short Joke Award

jdp1962 Aug 21, 2006

  1. richjohnhughes

    richjohnhughes Member

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    whats the hardest part of roller blading???




    telling ya parents ya gay!!


    boom boom
     
  2. S4TAN

    S4TAN Evil Incarnate

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    What's got 3 ******** and lives on Mars ... ?


    ET - the Extra Testicle ...
     
  3. jo3y

    jo3y New Member

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    How do the children at Michael Jackson's Never never land know when it's time for bed?





    When the big hand touches the little hand
     
  4. audi80sport

    audi80sport is it home time yet?

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    LMFAO i nearly fell off the chair i were laughing so hard!!! :applaus:
     
  5. Neilybabs

    Neilybabs New Member

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    What's ET short for?




    Coz he's got little legs.
     
  6. smee

    smee Member

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    Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
















    A carrot.
     
  7. Hairy Ballbag

    Hairy Ballbag Member

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    Police are investigating after a man was found dead, having drowned in his bowl of Mueseli.
    They believe he was pulled in by a strong currant.
     
  8. Hairy Ballbag

    Hairy Ballbag Member

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    I just came out of a chippie and there was a tramp on the floor outside.
    He said, "I haven't eaten for 2 days..."
    I said, "I wish I had your will power!"
     
  9. Hairy Ballbag

    Hairy Ballbag Member

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    A man goes to a 24 hour garage, he walks up to the outside counter and says to the girl inside, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky..."
    She goes off and returns with a Kit kat Chunky.
    The man replies, "NO, I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat c*nt!"
     
  10. Hairy Ballbag

    Hairy Ballbag Member

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    A man's laying in bed with his new Thai wife, she keeps stroking his cock and he says, "You like that a lot, don't you?"
    She replies, "No, I just miss mine!"
     
  11. StephA4

    StephA4 Black B7

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    Another dig at Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!
    What has Maggie Thatcher and Michael Jackson got in common?



    They both like to f.ck miners!!!!
     
  12. Amchlolor

    Amchlolor Active Member

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    Asian karaoke singer?
    Gerruptah Singh.

    Penguin walks into a bar and says "Did my brother come in here earlier?"
    Barman says "Dunno, what does he look like?"

    My wife had a right go at me last night, for not paying attention.
    Or something like that.
     
  13. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    im un decided whats more funnyer.... Arsenal football club or asn`s very own Andymac!
     
  14. danotto

    danotto VAG HUNTER

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    why did the prostitute have an extra vagina fitted to the outside of her thigh............................so she could make some extra money on the side.
     

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