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Best Short Joke Award

jdp1962 Aug 21, 2006

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

    "Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"


    "Not yet," she replied.
     
  2. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    rofl !
     
  3. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    LMFAO!!!
     
  4. skanky

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    best short joke? how about "a (dyslexic) man walks into a bra.." :)
     
  5. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    :laugh:
     
  6. Dan Gliballs

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    Celine Dion walks into a bar.

    Barman says "So why the long face?"
     
  7. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer, and a mop.
     
  8. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    and 1st prize goes to...
     
  9. TTdriver

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    There was a bloke that watched Dispatches the other week........................
     
  10. james0808

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    A man walks into a bar "AARRRRGGGHHH" it was an iron one.
     
  11. joost

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    Woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre so the barman gave her one. :tumble:
     
  12. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    .
     
  13. phantom photon

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    Two elephants walk off a cliff
    Boom Boom
     
  14. Smithzer14

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    Did you hear about the blind circumciser
    He got the sack!

    :p :p :p
     
  15. Smudge973

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    What's the most common kind of owl in the UK ?

    A teat Owl.

    Boom Boom
     
  16. S4_dan

    S4_dan Fire up the Quattro! VCDS Map User

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    Why is it not a good idea to sleep with a dyslexic dwarf??


    'cos its not big and its not clever!
     
  17. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    whats green and turns red at the flick of a switch?



    A frog in a liquidiser
     
  18. hop2407

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    All good ones...
     
  19. Smudge973

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    Did you hear about the IRA terrorist send to London to blow up a bus....
    He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipes.
     
  20. MikeA3

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    how does bob marley like his donuts?


    wi jammin
     
  21. fingermouse

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    little jimmy gets lost ina shop and the assistant asks "what your mum like"








































    big cocks and bacardi breezers miss
     
  22. TDI-line

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    God these are aweful.:yes:
     
  23. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    BMW 1 Series :haha:
     
  24. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    Two leppers are playing cards..
    One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off
     
  25. timps

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    WhatÂ’s brown and sticky?














    A stick
     
  26. TDI-line

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    That is class Timps.
     
  27. JGrant1285

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    Whats green and hangs from trees??




    Giraffe snot....sorrrry!!!
     
  28. Olly_K

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    2 drums and a cymbol fell off a cliff.....
    boom-boom-tish !
     
  29. Mart

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    Why was the condom flying around the room??



    It was pissed off!
     
  30. MarcA3Turbo

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    Whats green and smells like pork?


    Kermits finger.
     
  31. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
    sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

    So he tied her up and went for a game of golf.
     
  32. rickquattro

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    Whats black, shiney and sails the seven seas?

    Binbag the sailor.....
     
  33. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    What's blue and f*cks grannies?

    Hypothermia
     
  34. S3Si

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    Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
     
  35. Adams3

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    Two snakes, one says to the other 'are we poisonous'??

    The other says 'i dont know, why?'

    He says 'coz i just bit my lip'
     
  36. Adams3

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    Two flies sitting on a dog sh*t.

    One fly says to the other 'Havent seen you for a while,where have you been?'

    He says 'oh ive been on the sick'.
     
  37. Geordie Mike

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    What's grey, sits at the end of the bed taking the ****?

    Kidney dialysis machine
     
  38. A11 EAF

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    Wots white and can't climb trees?


    A fridge.
     
  39. A11 EAF

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    Wot's the definition of nasal sex?


    F*$k nose.
     
  40. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    Man visits the zoo, there was only one dog there.........

    It was a shitzu...!
     

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