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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by jock25, Nov 18, 2011.
This one's a cracker
A bit more choke and that would have started
Oh god.. I just cried
"Oh the ducks are quacking"
The kids did it
More Tea Vicar?
'did somebody step on a duck?'
'Speak up Brown, you're through'
Damn floorboards....(Whilst looking at the floor)
Keep shouting sir we'll find you
Nurse nurse, the blinds
get out & walk
Mummy, this ones lumpy (I'm 34) ; )
I prefer actions... pretend to pull the pin on a grenade, throw it, then duck and cover until after....
You can't hold what's not in your hand
Smell that Fcuka!
Pump with a surprise
Donald or Mr Brown requires a diving lesson.
Better out than in.
Was that you?
Can you smell gas?
Have you smelled that new fragrance I've just brought out?
I'll name that tune in one.....
Two sniffs of that and your greedy ( said as walking away wafting it everywhere)
Jesus christ...........feels like my back end has just fell out
Who was that?! (As I turn around to look for the "culprit")