Nov 18, 2011
This one's a cracker
A bit more choke and that would have started
Oh god.. I just cried
"Oh the ducks are quacking"
The kids did it
More Tea Vicar?
'did somebody step on a duck?'
'Speak up Brown, you're through'
Damn floorboards....(Whilst looking at the floor)
Keep shouting sir we'll find you
Nurse nurse, the blinds
get out & walk
Mummy, this ones lumpy (I'm 34) ; )
I prefer actions... pretend to pull the pin on a grenade, throw it, then duck and cover until after....
You can't hold what's not in your hand
Smell that Fcuka!
Pump with a surprise
Donald or Mr Brown requires a diving lesson.
Better out than in.
Was that you?
Can you smell gas?
Have you smelled that new fragrance I've just brought out?
I'll name that tune in one.....
Two sniffs of that and your greedy ( said as walking away wafting it everywhere)
Jesus christ...........feels like my back end has just fell out
Who was that?! (As I turn around to look for the "culprit")
Depends on resonance,
Silent but deadly is met with "Was that you"....?
A Firecracker is announced as "That was me, I did that".....!!
My manager once cleared the board room with what he thought was going to be a sneaker, he cracked off a belter much to the total disgust of our MD and a poor suited woman sat next to him.
I was like a giggling 10 year old beyond help.
Best day I ever had at a works meeting....
Say "can you you guess what I had for dinner" just before you let one rip
Or..... "better an empty house than angry tennants"
Take off your jocks and we'll all ***** in it
good, no lumps
"Ssshhhh... Whats that noise?" Then let one rip
"sniff children, there is vitamins in the air" also, "breathe deeper, it will go faster"
"Got a funny cough today"
Pull my finger. Quick!
Harder they pull, you put more strain to it so it comes out with "larger force and rip". Be careful not to sh@t yourself!
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