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best "saying" when you let one rip

jock25 Nov 18, 2011

  1. jock25

    jock25 New Member

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    This one's a cracker

    A bit more choke and that would have started :laugh::laugh:
     
    leshkin, NHN, y2kcurran and 2 others like this.
  2. AudiNutta

    AudiNutta Well-Known Member Team Nano Grey Audi S3

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    Oh god.. I just cried :lmfao:
     
  3. AudiB7Jay

    AudiB7Jay Member Audi A4 S-line owners group Team Aruba Blue saloon TDi Manual

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    "Oh the ducks are quacking"
     
  4. hughjass

    hughjass Is there somefin in my teef?

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    The kids did it
     
  5. SamDoby

    SamDoby Member

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    More Tea Vicar?
     
  6. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    'did somebody step on a duck?'
     
  7. boroboy41

    boroboy41 Member

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    'Speak up Brown, you're through'
     
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  8. BigWillyStyle

    BigWillyStyle Member

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    Damn floorboards....(Whilst looking at the floor)
     
  9. V.A.G.erbond

    V.A.G.erbond Spooling

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    Oh Yeah
     
  10. joe_echo

    joe_echo Member

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    Keep shouting sir we'll find you
     
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  11. Neilybabs

    Neilybabs New Member

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    Nurse nurse, the blinds
     
  12. Nogmeister

    Nogmeister Member

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    'Twist'
     
  13. Tovs

    Tovs Member

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    "Demons... BEGONE"
     
  14. Artimus

    Artimus Shortback

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    get out & walk
     
  15. Kaibo

    Kaibo Member

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    Mummy, this ones lumpy (I'm 34) ; )
     
  16. Pops848

    Pops848 Member

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    I prefer actions... pretend to pull the pin on a grenade, throw it, then duck and cover until after....
     
  17. leydster

    leydster Member

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    You can't hold what's not in your hand
     
  18. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    SH1TPANTS (shouted)
     
  19. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    Fooof!

    HA, HA!

    Smell that Fcuka!
     
  20. Andy1608

    Andy1608 Active Member

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  21. Gazwould

    Gazwould Well-Known Member

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    Donald or Mr Brown requires a diving lesson.
     
  22. Smeds

    Smeds Active Member

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    Better out than in.
     
  23. Smeds

    Smeds Active Member

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    Was that you?
     
  24. Avidfanofstuff

    Avidfanofstuff Member VCDS Map User Audi A4

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    Anyone hurt?
     
  25. sabaxter

    sabaxter Active Member

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    Bottom burp
     
  26. Imola-S3

    Imola-S3 Active Member

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    Can you smell gas?


    OR


    Have you smelled that new fragrance I've just brought out?
     
  27. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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  28. Pulp84

    Pulp84 Well-Known Member Audi S3

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    I'll name that tune in one.....
     
  29. lgooch

    lgooch Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Two sniffs of that and your greedy ( said as walking away wafting it everywhere)
     
  30. CoCKAaDoodleDo

    CoCKAaDoodleDo Modding along nicely! Silver Supporter Team Silver Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group S-line owners group Manual

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    Jesus christ...........feels like my back end has just fell out :eek:
     
  31. leshkin

    leshkin Hold my beer... VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Team Sepang Audi S3

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    Who was that?! (As I turn around to look for the "culprit")
     
  32. Jake 61

    Jake 61 Teacher of bad things..! Team V6 VCDS Map User Gold Supporter quattro Audi A3 Team Brill Red

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    Depends on resonance,

    Silent but deadly is met with "Was that you"....?

    A Firecracker is announced as "That was me, I did that".....!!

    My manager once cleared the board room with what he thought was going to be a sneaker, he cracked off a belter much to the total disgust of our MD and a poor suited woman sat next to him.
    I was like a giggling 10 year old beyond help.

    Best day I ever had at a works meeting....:lmfao:
     
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  33. Phatboyruss1

    Phatboyruss1 Member

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    Say "can you you guess what I had for dinner" just before you let one rip
     
  34. Phatboyruss1

    Phatboyruss1 Member

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    Or..... "better an empty house than angry tennants"
     
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  35. devo

    devo Active Member

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    Take off your jocks and we'll all sh1te in it
     
  36. mbender

    mbender New Member

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    good, no lumps
     
  37. devo

    devo Active Member

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    "Ssshhhh... Whats that noise?" Then let one rip
     
  38. Dan2.0TFSI

    Dan2.0TFSI Member Audi A3

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    "sniff children, there is vitamins in the air" also, "breathe deeper, it will go faster"
     
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