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best "saying" when you let one rip

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by jock25, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. jock25

    jock25 New Member

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    This one's a cracker

    A bit more choke and that would have started :laugh::laugh:
     
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  2. AudiNutta

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    Oh god.. I just cried :lmfao:
     
  3. AudiB7Jay

    AudiB7Jay Member

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    "Oh the ducks are quacking"
     
  4. hughjass

    hughjass Is there somefin in my teef?

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    The kids did it
     
  5. SamDoby

    SamDoby Member

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    More Tea Vicar?
     
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    'did somebody step on a duck?'
     
  7. boroboy41

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    'Speak up Brown, you're through'
     
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    Damn floorboards....(Whilst looking at the floor)
     
  9. V.A.G.erbond

    V.A.G.erbond Spooling

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    Oh Yeah
     
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    joe_echo Member

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    Keep shouting sir we'll find you
     
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    Neilybabs New Member

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    Nurse nurse, the blinds
     
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    'Twist'
     
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    "Demons... BEGONE"
     
  14. Artimus

    Artimus Shortback

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    get out & walk
     
  15. Kaibo

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    Mummy, this ones lumpy (I'm 34) ; )
     
  16. Ads_AudiA3

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    I prefer actions... pretend to pull the pin on a grenade, throw it, then duck and cover until after....
     
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    You can't hold what's not in your hand
     
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    warren_S5 Moderator
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    SH1TPANTS (shouted)
     
  19. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    Fooof!

    HA, HA!

    Smell that Fcuka!
     
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    Donald or Mr Brown requires a diving lesson.
     
  22. Smeds

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    Better out than in.
     
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    Was that you?
     
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    Anyone hurt?
     
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    Bottom burp
     
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    Can you smell gas?


    OR


    Have you smelled that new fragrance I've just brought out?
     
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    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator
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    Pulp84 Well-Known Member

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    I'll name that tune in one.....
     
  29. lgooch

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    Two sniffs of that and your greedy ( said as walking away wafting it everywhere)
     
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    Jesus christ...........feels like my back end has just fell out :eek:
     
  31. leshkin

    leshkin Hold my beer...
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    Who was that?! (As I turn around to look for the "culprit")
     
  32. Jake 61

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    Depends on resonance,

    Silent but deadly is met with "Was that you"....?

    A Firecracker is announced as "That was me, I did that".....!!

    My manager once cleared the board room with what he thought was going to be a sneaker, he cracked off a belter much to the total disgust of our MD and a poor suited woman sat next to him.
    I was like a giggling 10 year old beyond help.

    Best day I ever had at a works meeting....:lmfao:
     
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  33. Phatboyruss1

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    Say "can you you guess what I had for dinner" just before you let one rip
     
  34. Phatboyruss1

    Phatboyruss1 Member

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    Or..... "better an empty house than angry tennants"
     
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  35. devo

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    Take off your jocks and we'll all sh1te in it
     
  36. mbender

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    good, no lumps
     
  37. devo

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    "Ssshhhh... Whats that noise?" Then let one rip
     

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