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best "saying" when you let one rip

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by jock25, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. jock25
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    [Nov 18, 2011]
    This one's a cracker

    A bit more choke and that would have started :laugh::laugh:
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    [Aug 24, 2012]
    Oh god.. I just cried :lmfao:
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    [Jan 10, 2013]
    "Oh the ducks are quacking"
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    hughjass Is there somefin in my teef?

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    [Jan 10, 2013]
    The kids did it
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    [Aug 6, 2013]
    More Tea Vicar?
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    [Aug 6, 2013]
    'did somebody step on a duck?'
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    [Aug 6, 2013]
    'Speak up Brown, you're through'
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    [Aug 6, 2013]
    Damn floorboards....(Whilst looking at the floor)
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    [Oct 9, 2013]
    Keep shouting sir we'll find you
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    [Oct 9, 2013]
    Nurse nurse, the blinds
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    [Oct 14, 2013]
    "Demons... BEGONE"
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    [Oct 14, 2013]
    get out & walk
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    [Oct 22, 2013]
    Mummy, this ones lumpy (I'm 34) ; )
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    [Oct 29, 2013]
    I prefer actions... pretend to pull the pin on a grenade, throw it, then duck and cover until after....
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    [Feb 14, 2014]
    You can't hold what's not in your hand
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    [Feb 14, 2014]
    SH1TPANTS (shouted)
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    [Feb 18, 2014]
    Fooof!

    HA, HA!

    Smell that Fcuka!
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    [Feb 18, 2014]
    Donald or Mr Brown requires a diving lesson.
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    [Feb 18, 2014]
    Better out than in.
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    [Feb 18, 2014]
    Was that you?
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    [Mar 18, 2014]
    Bottom burp
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    [Sep 8, 2014]
    Can you smell gas?


    OR


    Have you smelled that new fragrance I've just brought out?
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    [Sep 8, 2014]
    [​IMG]
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    [Sep 29, 2014]
    I'll name that tune in one.....
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    [Sep 29, 2014]
    Two sniffs of that and your greedy ( said as walking away wafting it everywhere)
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    [Sep 29, 2014]
    Jesus christ...........feels like my back end has just fell out :eek:
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    [Sep 29, 2014]
    Who was that?! (As I turn around to look for the "culprit")
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