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Best of Borat...

necroeire May 16, 2005

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    "I want to do a romance inside of you."

    "In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."

    "If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

    "Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam.
    But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."

    "There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

    "We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle.""

    "We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings.""

    "In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."

    "I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."
     
  2. CJ A4

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif hilarious ...u need the accent though!
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Excellent. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  4. waa waa wee wa!
     
  5. TDI-line

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    [ QUOTE ]
    waa waa wee wa!

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    Isn't that the annoying frog. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  6. its what he says when he's really excited! only said it a few times. cracked me up though.
     
  7. TDI-line

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    I'll have to look out for him in the future. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     

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