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Best excuse of the Year lads....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by hop2407, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. hop2407
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    [Sep 27, 2006]
    .....Not too sure our lass would go for this though......



    The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman...

    "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

    The husband, replies "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."

    "Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"

    The husband begins to tell his story . . .

    "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for three days.

    With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devours them.

    Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.

    Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

    The husband continues his story . . . .

    "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
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    "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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  3. Quattro_Lew
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    [Sep 27, 2006]
    pmsl :thumbsup:
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    [Sep 27, 2006]
    Top joke....lol
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    [Nov 6, 2006]
    :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::applaus::applaus:
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