Jun 23, 2010
whoo?? you? :|
lol, nope JoJo, think he needs much better ones lol!!!
I'll have a pint please luv.
hehe.. im getting all shy inside!
You know you love it really sarah!
i always liked 'Fancy a dance?'
they hopefully say 'NO!!'
'I suppose a **** is out of the question?'
or the one that worked on an old friend of mine whilst in spain
'Did it hurt?'
'Did what hurt?'
'when you fell out of heaven'
oh, did i take the **** when she told me what he had used!! lol
here's 40p, call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight - worked once with me lol
the traditional - is that a ladder in your tights or is that the stairway to heaven?
wanna go half n half on a barsteward? couple of slaps
What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that? - got me into 1 or 2 scraps lol
wanna taste my d**k?
i said, wanna taste my drink?
one that has worked for me a few times after i have them laughing and got to know them a little, one of my favourites too lol - Come to me, and let me slay you with my sword of love!
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