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Best chat up line ever???

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ads, Jun 23, 2010.

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    [Jun 26, 2010]
    whoo?? you? :|
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    [Jun 26, 2010]
    lol, nope JoJo, think he needs much better ones lol!!!
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    [Jun 26, 2010]
    I'll have a pint please luv. :beerchug:
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    hehe.. im getting all shy inside!
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    You know you love it really sarah! :eyebrows:
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    i always liked 'Fancy a dance?'
    they hopefully say 'NO!!'
    'I suppose a **** is out of the question?'

    or the one that worked on an old friend of mine whilst in spain

    'Did it hurt?'
    'Did what hurt?'
    'when you fell out of heaven'

    oh, did i take the piss when she told me what he had used!! lol
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    [Jun 27, 2010]
    here's 40p, call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight - worked once with me lol

    the traditional - is that a ladder in your tights or is that the stairway to heaven?

    wanna go half n half on a barsteward? couple of slaps :p

    What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that? - got me into 1 or 2 scraps lol

    wanna taste my d**k?
    what?
    i said, wanna taste my drink?

    one that has worked for me a few times after i have them laughing and got to know them a little, one of my favourites too lol - Come to me, and let me slay you with my sword of love!
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