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Bad things come in 3's. Proven!!

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    [May 21, 2010]
    The events of Tuesday....

    Bad Thing #1
    Get a £100 parking ticket through the post. :banghead:
    Will appeal.


    Bad Thing #2
    Leave my flat in the morning, not wanting to be seen by anybody (for good reasons), see my neighbour watering his plants at 7:30am. Try to hide but get seen. Embarrassing, on so many levels. :3sadwalk:

    Bad Thing #3
    Get home and find a note from my neighbour informing me that they have clearly heard three years worth of mine and my girlfriend's night time "sessions". :sorry:

    I counter-complained about them slamming doors. :tocktock: ---------> :think: --> :keule:



    Tuesday was a bad day.
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    [May 21, 2010]
    You naughty boy!!!!
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    At least you know you're doing a good job mate!
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    I was devastated by #3 first of all, but I'm almost over it now.
    Not going to tell the missus about the note either, or I'll end up involuntarily celebate.

    It's kind of you to say but I dunno about that mate. Maybe they heard me screaming when I got cramp in the back of my leg. :sos:
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    :lmfao:
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    Haha quality! What made them want to inform you of this 3 years down the line?

    Gutted for you about the fine though. Had my fair share!!
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    [May 21, 2010]
    Something to do with them being woken up at 4am and having to go into their living room so they could get some sleep.
    Whoops!
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    Either you have paper thin walls or you must be extremely noisy!!! Or do they use glasses against the walls getting a kick out of listening lol!

    Shame about the fine though!
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    [May 21, 2010]
    The building is solid, but it seems that noises of a particular frequency pass through easily to other parts of the building. Unfortunately!

    As for the fine; I'm hoping I'll get off. I got it for parking in a loading bay. Went to buy a large item from a shop but they didn't have it. The CCTV operator has obviously watched me return with nothing and issued the ticket. Tosser!!
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    [May 21, 2010]
    thought you were gay :undwech:
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    [May 21, 2010]
    I think you really meant....

    :happy:
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    [May 21, 2010]
    sorry but I prefer intellectual types
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    [May 21, 2010]
    :lmfao:


    :huh: Hold on. Are you calling me an airhead?
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    [May 21, 2010]
    :tapedshut:
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    [May 21, 2010]
    Oh so it's the bondage type you're after.
    Thank god I'm stupid.
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    [May 21, 2010]
    Amen to that
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    What like a very high pitched whine!!! hmmm nice! Or maybe it was the howling they could hear lol! Hey maybe when you have the bondage out tape mouths too! lol!!!!:whip:
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    [May 21, 2010]
    Aye,your girlfriend isn't that woman who was from oop north is it ? you know.the one who got done for making that type of noise ?
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    [May 21, 2010]
    ...and for being so anally retentive in water plants at 7.30am - sounds like he's got too much time on his hands and in truth he was probably getting-off on your audible exploits and is insanely jealous.
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    [May 22, 2010]
    The neighbour I was avoiding isn't the one who complained.
    Also, the compainant is a 'she'. She's got a boyfriend, and now you mention it, I've never once heard any "action" coming from down there. :think:


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    [May 22, 2010]
    I've never once complained about neighbours making noise, as when I then have house parties etc, I never expect them to kick up a stink, which they don't. A bit of give and take!

    I would just ignore them. Obviously have too much time on their hands or no life.
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    [Jun 20, 2010]
    Im curious on what Bad thing number 2 was....
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    [Jun 20, 2010]
    :ninja:
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    [Jun 20, 2010]
    Bad hair..? STAINED trousers? Escort leaving your room?
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    [Jun 21, 2010]
    Yeah, Number 2 is what stood out to me most in that story. Tell us, or we will tell your girlfriend about the complaint letter.

    Oh and on the fact that your neighbour complained about your sex noises. Does a vibrator really make that much noise? :search:
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    [Jun 21, 2010]
    She wasn't an escort. I didn't pay a penny. :sly:

    I'll give you three guesses....
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    1) Because you boned your neighbour in the past, and now it's awkward?

    2) Your neighbour is also your landlord?

    3) It's the guy from the gym?

    ok, i re-read your post and want 1 more guess:

    4) You are a nudist, and were going out on a day trip and it was a cold morning?
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    Nope. But there is one where I'd be willing to put up with the awkwardness.

    Nope.

    :lmfao:

    Nope. I always wait until I get into the forest before stripping down.
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    There is also a hot polish girl on my street who would get it so bad! (not from me...i'd be that excited that it'd be over in seconds)

    Other than that, all my neighbours are munters!

    And do tell though....I can hardly concentrate at work with anticipation! PM me if necessary, haha
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    Lol you fool! We all pay in the end my friend these wimmin are cunning vixens....
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    [Jun 21, 2010]
    :think: Hmmm... you know what... I can't argue with that!

    F**K!!!!!!!!!!! :sadlike:
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    OK, done very little work since reading this thread, I want to know what incident number two was as well!
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    Surely you need to attempt a few guesses first!!!
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    [Jun 21, 2010]
    :yes:
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    haa haa was it the 2 girls you left with that had been making far too much noise and 1 was a friend of the neighbour?? ok, maybe you're not up to 2! lol
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    :lmfao: soooo true one way or another!
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    Ok ok Here's my 3 guesses...

    1) It was a guy leaving your room, not a girl
    2) It was the dog?
    2) It was the neighbours daughter!

    :)
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