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Audi + police

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by crazyjay91, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. crazyjay91

    crazyjay91 Dirty Diesel ♥

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    A man in his 40's bought a new Audi convertible and was out for a nice evening
    drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
    hair, and he decided to open her up.

    As the needle jumped up to 90 mph,
    he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they
    can catch a Audi," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle
    hit 100, 120.... then the reality of the situation hit him.

    "What the
    hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

    The cop came up to him,
    took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long
    day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like
    more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't
    heard before, you can go."

    The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last
    week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her
    back."

    "Have a nice weekend," said the officer
     
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  2. Av4nt

    Av4nt Well-Known Member

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    lmao that was actually awesome lol.
     
  3. Stephen Ward

    Stephen Ward New Member

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    lol
     
  4. Jake 61

    Jake 61 Well-Known Member
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    Quality ........ lol.
     
  5. mastero

    mastero Member

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  6. GregerseN

    GregerseN GOT TURBO?

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    Haha, that was a nice one - I'll have to use that one day, if I get the chance!
     

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