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audi joke

lee s3 Feb 11, 2007

  1. lee s3

    lee s3 top gear

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    probably a re-post but what the hell


    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

    Officer Paddy stops them and tells them:

    “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four”

    “Quattro is just the name of the automobile” the Englishman retorts disbelievingley.

    “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five people”

    “You can not pull that one on me, “ replies Paddy

    “Quattro means four, you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law”

    The Englishman replies angrily “ You Idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”

    “Sorry” responds Paddy “Murphy is busy with those two guys in the Fiat Uno”
     
  2. WilkoS5

    WilkoS5 Member

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    Nice one I'll use it.
     
  3. rickparmar

    rickparmar Active Member

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  4. S3tony

    S3tony Member

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    i like that :icon_thumright:
     

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