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Audi Joke.

Jaywoo_A3 Sep 30, 2006

  1. Jaywoo_A3

    Jaywoo_A3 Member Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group S-line owners group

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    A German guy approaches a prostitute and says,"I vish to buy the
    sex with you."
    "Okey doke,"says the whore,"but i'll charge 100 euros an hour."
    "Ist goot,but i must varn you,I am a little kinky."
    "No problem,"she replies cautiously,""I can do a little kinky."
    So off they go to the girl's flat,where the german produces four
    large bedsprings and a duck caller.
    "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."
    The hooker finds this very strange,but complies,fastening the
    springs to her hands and knees,
    in hope that she'd get a good tip for the craziness involved.
    "Now you vill get on your hans and knees!"shouts the odd kraut.
    The prossie duly does this,balancing on the springs.
    "You vill please blow zis vistle as i make love to you"
    The poor hooker finds all this very odd,but goes for it anyhow.
    Oddly,the sex is fantastic.
    She is bounced all over the room by the energetic german,all the
    time honking on the duck caller.
    The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced,
    and it is several minutes before she has recoverd her breath.
    Finally she gasps,"that was totally amazing-tell me,why did that
    feel so good?"
    "Ah" the german says,"it's the four- sprung duck technique."
     
  2. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    LOL !
     
  3. Adams3

    Adams3 Member

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    Very good mate!!
     
  4. james0808

    james0808 Active Member

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    like it:yes:
     
  5. A4Andy

    A4Andy Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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    I believe Charles Babbage posted that joke using his very first adding machine....

    Good though. ;)
     
  6. leecs3

    leecs3 thinking about stuff

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    god, did time team dig that up one.
     
  7. Jaywoo_A3

    Jaywoo_A3 Member Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group S-line owners group

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    Sorry guys.:ermm:
    Only just got that one through on a e-mail to me?
     
  8. Drmatrix

    Drmatrix Vorsprung Durch Technik

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    LOL
     
  9. raymie

    raymie 6 pot AP

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    :yahoo:
     
  10. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Groan.
     
  11. A4shqwn

    A4shqwn New Member

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    :laugh: :applaus:
     
  12. gjcknocker

    gjcknocker Member

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    good one
     

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