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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    She's my half sister (on my dad's side) that I haven't seen for four years.

    Didn't you get my four PMs smudge?
     
  3. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Edited for taste.

    Apologies to Aythree
     
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2011
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    Smudge - My PMs aren't working. Give me your email address and I'll send you my mobile number so we can discuss this.
     
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    Excuse me for not seeing the funny side of it.
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    I guess its a good thing that he never posted any images of her then.

    It is a small world after all and the net just makes it even smaller.
     
  7. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Understood, post edited.
     
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    He did, and you lot commented on her bra size.
     
  9. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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  10. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ha ha ha, whoops....

    It's unfortunate when this sort of thing happens. That has somewhat spoilt today's banter I feel.

    Sorry Aythree for what I may have said at any point.
     
  11. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Post #3845... :ninja:
     
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    I can't take this sh*t anymore!
    I'm telling my dad.

    I think you said she had an A cup or something. And you just laughed.
     
  13. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    So's my missus.... lol.
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    That was tame.
    Thats something people would post as a Facebook profile picture.

    We need to move on to something else.

    Welly, go stand in a lift and do stupid things.

    Or you can comment on the view out of my window.
    [​IMG]
     
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    You probably like the thought of your missus naked. I can't say the same about my sister.

    She's such a slapper.
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Well the pub has just got interesting!

    Will we see our first pub bar fight ;)
     
  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Hope not, I hate pub fights.

    on the bright side at least you know smudge has good taste in cars........owait, he drives a ford.
    ****!!!!
     
  18. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Comments are comments, you have made plenty about other people!! lol.

    What's wrong with appreciating the beauty of the female form???
     
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    The reason I haven't spoken to her for four years is because she gave my best mate herpes on his neck.
     
  20. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Christ, where did he have his head??!?!

    :lmfao:
     
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    Is there a line drawn at people's mothers?
     
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    Against her snatch.
     
  23. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    :no:
     
  24. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No, if you want to insult and make sexual suggestion about my old dear, feel free...
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    So how did he get it on his neck??
     
  26. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    He clearly should have done this:

    [​IMG]

    Problem solved....
     
  27. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Cue smudge franticly checking himself in the mirror :sign_omg:
     
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    I wasn't talking about yours.....
    But post a pic of her and I'll look for one of mine.

    He's only got a small head.
     
  29. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    The weather's been nice today guys hasn't it :whistle2:
     
  30. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Smudge did say he's been lucky.
     
  31. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That sounds like a good deal to me. Your sister (as long as she's clean & herpes free now), for my mum.

    Done. :thumbsup:
     
  32. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, it is a bit like that isn't it....
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Now seems a hugely inappropriate time to say......

    [​IMG]
     
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  35. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Forget that one, who's put "W3sty is a raging ****"!!!
     
  37. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Just look at the misses thread.
    most people in this thread as commented on someone's daughter, wife, mother, girlfriend.
    The only different is that its aythree's sister and he got a bit touchy (sorry if its the wrong wording) about it.

    Back to wellys mum.
    Pics?
     
  38. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    There are some funny tags. I can't see them on tapatalk, so its not me.
     
  40. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    I've met her...
     

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