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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I have to stop the moding somewhere mate. A healthy 280bhp on a daily driver would be ideal.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, not much point with the K04 in stock form, WMI will give you what you need.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I know that feeling mate, you can just keep on going foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    a water meth intercooler sprayer may be my next mod unless a WMI kit appears on eBay cheap.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    c. ten degrees of extra timing is a fair old wack.

    My small port didnt like 12 degrees, but yours (Welly) and Tuffty's are around 20-22 I thought, I might have got the wrong end of the stick though...
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I need to get my load control wound back up to 100% in unisettings too!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yarp, thats about spot on mate.
  8. ScottD3
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Morning all.

    How is every one?

    I almost kicked the misses out of the car this morning, she slammed the door twice. once opening it (is that a smal or a yank?) and then again shutting it.
    She's started slamming the house door as well, what is wrong with this women?
    How can someone so small make so much noise? grrrrrrrr
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    Morning mate, nothing a quick slap shouldnt sort out!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm bringing out the rule of thumb I think.
    she's got one more chance.

    any one found any new hot women to perv over?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Slamming doors (unless it's slamming the mrs' doors) is a pet hate of mine.

    It's been too hot recently to perv on hot women.
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    Surely when its hot its better to perv on hot women as they will be wearing less!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    In theory yes.

    Maybe it's just me, what's wrong with me :keule:
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    Or if your looking for hot ladies it looks like there is a nice escort agency according to pretty much every thread on here!!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I think i've tired myself out with all my man whoring.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Who's the twat pushing the yank whore house??
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    say what!?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    yeah, stupid spammer.
    I wonder how much people get paid to join forums and spam the **** out of them?

    Its never to hot to perv on women.
    Its often to cold to perv on women.
    Its often the wrong time to pee on women.
    Its never the wrong time or temp to *** on women.
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    If theres a spamming job going and it pays well, i reckon we all have enough time on our hands!!
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    Damn straight. I spam these boards every day lol
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Only the new bird in my office that I mentioned a few weeks back.

    My good holy god she is BANGING.

    And about 35 which makes it even better.

    :drool:
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I don't know, but I bet it's hard to pronounce....
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Is this the one with the nice ass?

    I'm still waiting on pics. :)
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Oh yes. Not just a nice ass, but probably the nicest ass I have ever seen in my life.

    It's just a little tricky to get photos in the office. Believe me I want some for personal use.... :lmfao:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    you'll find away with some tape, rubber bands and a stick. ;)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    pics or it didnt happen...

    I quite like how that phrase makes little to no sense but is so versitile!

    Can't you just be texting in her direction...
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    Just remember flash and camera sound OFF!!!!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    OK, I shall try. And hey, if she notices then at least she'll know that I want to smash her meat curtains in....

    Ummm, good advice this.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Or you could be a massive lad and just do it really obviously and see what happens...

    :( Too slow meat curtain smashing already mentioned
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Now Dane, does that sound like something I would do?? I mean really?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Yes
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    Talking of nice ass, i got sent a lovely pic yesterday!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What can I say? The man knows me.

    If it was anywhere else in the world but work then I would. However our HR manager is just up the way and she is a right b*tch.

    I'll catch the fine one next time she's at the coffee machine...
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I can see it now, the coffee machines just to the right of your desk, she bends over 'oh is my cup full yet' and BAM perfect oppertunity
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm. You know what I am actually missing the woman whilst she's away :-/. WTF?

    Thats not like me at all, I should be out pasty smashing.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yarp. Maybe I could pull out all the stops and go and do a Tango man on her arse. I'd love to have a feel.
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    Ads License to drive

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    The trick of taking photos of people without them knowing is truly believing yourself that they don't know you're doing it.
    The minute you get nervous it shows, and they sense you are taking a pic.

    Now off you go....
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Could you be tempted to post in the POYM thread?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :salute:
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    I could but as its not of my Mrs it just wouldnt be fair!

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