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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I have to stop the moding somewhere mate. A healthy 280bhp on a daily driver would be ideal.
     
  2. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, not much point with the K04 in stock form, WMI will give you what you need.
     
  3. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I know that feeling mate, you can just keep on going foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    a water meth intercooler sprayer may be my next mod unless a WMI kit appears on eBay cheap.
     
  5. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    c. ten degrees of extra timing is a fair old wack.

    My small port didnt like 12 degrees, but yours (Welly) and Tuffty's are around 20-22 I thought, I might have got the wrong end of the stick though...
     
  6. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I need to get my load control wound back up to 100% in unisettings too!
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yarp, thats about spot on mate.
     
  8. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Morning all.

    How is every one?

    I almost kicked the misses out of the car this morning, she slammed the door twice. once opening it (is that a smal or a yank?) and then again shutting it.
    She's started slamming the house door as well, what is wrong with this women?
    How can someone so small make so much noise? grrrrrrrr
     
  9. mikeyg

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    Morning mate, nothing a quick slap shouldnt sort out!
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I'm bringing out the rule of thumb I think.
    she's got one more chance.

    any one found any new hot women to perv over?
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Slamming doors (unless it's slamming the mrs' doors) is a pet hate of mine.

    It's been too hot recently to perv on hot women.
     
  12. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    Surely when its hot its better to perv on hot women as they will be wearing less!
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    In theory yes.

    Maybe it's just me, what's wrong with me :keule:
     
  14. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    Or if your looking for hot ladies it looks like there is a nice escort agency according to pretty much every thread on here!!
     
  15. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I think i've tired myself out with all my man whoring.
     
  16. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Who's the twat pushing the yank whore house??
     
  17. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    say what!?
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    yeah, stupid spammer.
    I wonder how much people get paid to join forums and spam the **** out of them?

    Its never to hot to perv on women.
    Its often to cold to perv on women.
    Its often the wrong time to pee on women.
    Its never the wrong time or temp to *** on women.
     
  19. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    If theres a spamming job going and it pays well, i reckon we all have enough time on our hands!!
     
  20. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Damn straight. I spam these boards every day lol
     
  21. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Only the new bird in my office that I mentioned a few weeks back.

    My good holy god she is BANGING.

    And about 35 which makes it even better.

    :drool:
     
  22. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I don't know, but I bet it's hard to pronounce....
     
  23. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Is this the one with the nice ass?

    I'm still waiting on pics. :)
     
  24. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Oh yes. Not just a nice ass, but probably the nicest ass I have ever seen in my life.

    It's just a little tricky to get photos in the office. Believe me I want some for personal use.... :lmfao:
     
  25. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    you'll find away with some tape, rubber bands and a stick. ;)
     
  26. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    pics or it didnt happen...

    I quite like how that phrase makes little to no sense but is so versitile!

    Can't you just be texting in her direction...
     
  27. mikeyg

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    Just remember flash and camera sound OFF!!!!
     
  28. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    OK, I shall try. And hey, if she notices then at least she'll know that I want to smash her meat curtains in....

    Ummm, good advice this.
     
  29. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Or you could be a massive lad and just do it really obviously and see what happens...

    :( Too slow meat curtain smashing already mentioned
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Now Dane, does that sound like something I would do?? I mean really?
     
  31. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Yes
     
  32. mikeyg

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    Talking of nice ass, i got sent a lovely pic yesterday!
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    What can I say? The man knows me.

    If it was anywhere else in the world but work then I would. However our HR manager is just up the way and she is a right b*tch.

    I'll catch the fine one next time she's at the coffee machine...
     
  34. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    I can see it now, the coffee machines just to the right of your desk, she bends over 'oh is my cup full yet' and BAM perfect oppertunity
     
  35. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm. You know what I am actually missing the woman whilst she's away :-/. WTF?

    Thats not like me at all, I should be out pasty smashing.
     
  36. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yarp. Maybe I could pull out all the stops and go and do a Tango man on her arse. I'd love to have a feel.
     
  37. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    The trick of taking photos of people without them knowing is truly believing yourself that they don't know you're doing it.
    The minute you get nervous it shows, and they sense you are taking a pic.

    Now off you go....
     
  38. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Could you be tempted to post in the POYM thread?
     
  39. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :salute:
     
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    I could but as its not of my Mrs it just wouldnt be fair!
     

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