ASN's Pub

[Westy]

Found him

Is that you and Dane getting an egg and bacon roll

 

[Welly]

Found him

Is that you and Dane getting an egg and bacon roll

If only myself and Dane were that sexy

 

[Welly]

Adding to that, just because it's called the 'Noshbox' - it doesn't mean that.

 

[Westy]

Adding to that, just because it's called the 'Noshbox' - it doesn't mean that.

Oh what a let down. I was hoping for an early morning BJ!

 

[Welly]

Oh what a let down. I was hoping for an early morning BJ!

When you see the hippo crocco pig beast that operates said 'Noshbox', trust me you won't.....

 

[mikeyg]

When you see the hippo crocco pig beast that operates said 'Noshbox', trust me you won't.....

Close your eyes it will be fine!!

 

[Westy]

When you see the hippo crocco pig beast that operates said 'Noshbox', trust me you won't.....

I could close my eyes. She might have soft lips!

 

[Welly]

I could close my eyes. She might have soft lips!

And a big fat saggy, and yet very soft ****.

That wouldn't be the only thing that was soft. My nob would be as well.

 

[Westy]

And a big fat saggy, and yet very soft ****.

That wouldn't be the only thing that was soft. My nob would be as well.

Ok I get the point

Lets hope her baps are ok

 

[Dane]

Lol you lot crack me up I'm going to have to get a lift from my bro so ill have to wake him up lol

 

[Westy]

Shall we all meet at the noshbox for some nosh?

 

[Westy]

Managed to de-rail the Pub thread somehow lol

 

[Welly]

Managed to de-rail the Pub thread somehow lol

No, that's not actually possible dude. This thread is un-derailable.

I'll meet you there for 9 mate if you want.

 

[Westy]

No, that's not actually possible dude. This thread is un-derailable.

I'll meet you there for 9 mate if you want.

PM or bookface me your mobile number and I can let you know if i'm running late or anything.

 

[Dane]

Ill do my best to get my lazy uni brother awake in time - a bacon sarnie ought to do it

 

[Welly]

Ill do my best to get my lazy uni brother awake in time - a bacon sarnie ought to do it

1 x bucket/bottle of water.

Insert bottle/bucket into fridge at bed time.

Use to extract brother from bed in the morning....

:thumbsup:

 

[Welly]

PM or bookface me your mobile number and I can let you know if i'm running late or anything.

 

[Dane]

1 x bucket/bottle of water.

Insert bottle/bucket into fridge at bed time.

Use to extract brother from bed in the morning....

:thumbsup:

Lol might not be the best way for me to get him to do me a favour...

 

[Westy]

Lol might not be the best way for me to get him to do me a favour...

Surely the promise of a bacon roll that early in the morning is going to work on a student?!

 

[Dane]

thats what I'm hoping, I'll offer him some petrol dosh too

 

[Welly]

thats what I'm hoping

It'll never work, students are the laziest of lazy.

 

[crazy88]

It'll never work, students are the laziest of lazy.

 

[Welly]

I'm just jealous - thats all

 

[Westy]

Petrol money for the Micra?! That thing will do 300 miles off £10 wont it

 

[Sandra]

You guys get funnier by the minute, lol. Dont you do any real work or do you just go for somewhere to use someone elses internet connection? Lol.

 

[Welly]

You guys get funnier by the minute, lol. Dont you do any real work or do you just go for somewhere to use someone elses internet connection? Lol.

I just use work's. If they don't like it then they can suck the long one.

One of the MANY beauties of being the network admin here. I say what goes!!! Mwhahahaha.

 

[crazy88]

I'm just jealous - thats all

haha! 8 years and still a few left for me! That's a whole lot of lazyness.

 

[Welly]

On a side note. My teeth hurt.

They are almost like achey. Soooooo annoying.

 

[Westy]

You guys get funnier by the minute, lol. Dont you do any real work or do you just go for somewhere to use someone elses internet connection? Lol.

To be fair I hardly do any work lol

Just been booked out for tomorrow afternoon though

 

[Sandra]

I just use work's. If they don't like it then they can suck the long one.

One of the MANY beauties of being the network admin here. I say what goes!!! Mwhahahaha.

Love your attitude.

 

[Dane]

Petrol money for the Micra?! That thing will do 300 miles off £10 wont it

Not the way we drive it, you have to ring it's kneck to get it to go anywhere! £40 for a full tank is nice though.

 

[Dane]

On a side note. My teeth hurt.

They are almost like achey. Soooooo annoying.

Wisdom teeth?

 

[crazy88]

...
Just been booked out for tomorrow afternoon though

I had no idea you were a man-whore!

 

[Westy]

I had no idea you were a man-whore!

Yeah I pimp out my mangina!

 

[crazy88]

maaaaannnnnngggggiiiiiiinnnnnnna

 

[Dane]

 

[Sandra]

To be fair I hardly do any work lol

Just been booked out for tomorrow afternoon though

I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.

 

[Westy]

I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.

We've just hit a bit of a lull at work that's all, it'll go mental again after the summer.

 

[mikeyg]

I love not coming on here for a while, then having a good old read to catch up!

Almost as much fun as browsing plenty of fish website!

 

[crazy88]

I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.

Bitter aren't we?

Give the man-whore a break! He has to get some work every now and again.