1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

ASN's Pub

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    4,049
    Likes Received:
    148
    Ok hang on, Seriously???

    Your mate and his sister must have an interesting 'relationship'
     
  2. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide this advert.
  3. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    AKA "Sea gulling"
     
  4. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    835
    Likes Received:
    3
    Because you support??
     
  5. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    4,049
    Likes Received:
    148
    Aka a Peter Parker
     
  6. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    The mighty Arsenal:

    Here's me with my mate Bobby ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  7. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    835
    Likes Received:
    3
    Pregancy sucks,oh man well your just about half way there i guess!! Although when my missus has been pregnant previously she has always been well up for it.

    This pregnancy shall be over pretty soon though
     
  8. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2008
    Messages:
    2,945
    Likes Received:
    10
    That's the one :)

    Not what i said mate

    My mate is joining me in a session with his sister's mate
     
  9. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    835
    Likes Received:
    3

    Best mates hey!!

    Well we shall continue this debate next season,when hopefully your boys continue to throw everything away, especially 2 goal leads!!!



    (4 goals leads were just as funny,but as they werent against us not quite as good!)
     
  10. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    4,049
    Likes Received:
    148
    I know dude I was twisting your words for (a small amount of) comic effect ;)
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    Yeah it is becoming very tedious as an Arsenal fan watching them self destruct at the end of each season :banghead:
     
  12. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2008
    Messages:
    2,945
    Likes Received:
    10
    Oh right :laugh: i thought you were just being dim!

    She's not great to look at, but got a corking set or norks and is a proper filth bag! Just what i need to get over the ex :lmfao:
     
  13. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    835
    Likes Received:
    3
    If you dont mind i shall enjoy your suffering. And come on just let Fabregas go, stop dragging it out its going to happen one day!
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    I dont mind him leaving but he is worth more than Barca are trying to buy him for. Wenger says he's built the team around Fabregas but that's the wrong way to build a team IMO.
     
  15. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
     
  16. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2008
    Messages:
    2,945
    Likes Received:
    10
    That's the plan

    I'm considering having a word with my cousins bf who owns the biggest club here in Sutton and getting some bar work or something

    Not for the money, just to pick up some drunken gash :arco:
     
  17. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    When I broke up with my last bird after 5 years I went ballistic on the gash front. Litterally tried chatting everything up in a club and I'd end up pissing a load off but there's always one that will go home with you.
     
  18. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    Not only does it help you get over the ex, but it's damn good fun too.

    There is nothing like the thrill of banging someone new. I do miss it from time to time I must admit.
     
  19. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    Blimey this pub is a who new way of learning.

    Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds, don't fancy seeing any of my mates todgers in that kind of action - no thanks.

    No Inters for me this year as I will be on a ship to Norway, shame as I have the funds for a MillTek TBE but don't want to pay full list for one.

    Hopefully they will be at Combe for the Audi Driver day and I can get a discounted one then.

    Paul
     
  20. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    Thats the only way I've done it in the past. I agree with you.
     
  21. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    It is damn fun, that's for sure. Untill you need to take a trip to see the umbrella man!!!
     
  22. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide this advert.
  23. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    Ooooooh ouchie. That's never a fun experience.
     
  24. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    Luckily they dont use an umbrella any more, you can just p!ss in a pot.
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    I know, I had to do that last time I went. I was all prepped for some serious pain, and there was none. AMAZING.

    Miracles of modern technology.
     
  26. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    Yeah my mate was proper winding me up about how much it stings and I went in there crapping myself. I called him when I go out and told him I only had t p!ss in a pot and he was sooooo disappointed lol.
     
  27. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2008
    Messages:
    2,945
    Likes Received:
    10
    He's like a brother to me, i've seen it before :laugh:

    Doesn't bother me if it's a close mate like that, if it was someone else i'd be a bit....meh

    2 girls is a lot of fun, but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot :lmfao:

    I used to hate that :( so glad it's just the PIAP now
     
  28. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    The advance that I am keen on to become standard is a blood test for the Prostate as I'm only 3 years off of having to have regular checks and I don't fancy my GP playing hide his latex glove.

    Paul
     
  29. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,895
    Likes Received:
    415
    hahahaha, I almost spat water all over my computer reading that.

    At what age do these regular checks occur? I am just wondering how many more man-love free years I have.
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    Might have to give it a try then..... :-/
     
  31. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    Usually 50 onwards.
     
  32. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,895
    Likes Received:
    415
    phewwwwwwwwwww, 20 years then. I had assumed you were younger. You look it! :)
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    Stop ass kissing...... lol
     
  34. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    Ahh is that how they check the prostate nowadays ;)
     
  35. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    47 in August those years are usually felt after hand washing both cars, standing up straight takes a while :ohmy:

    Paul
     
    #3153 Gti Jazz Blue, Jun 24, 2011
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2011
  36. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Messages:
    17,358
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    Bloody hell, I get that at 28 year of age!!!
     
  37. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    You're just knackard then mate :ohmy:
     
  38. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2011
    Messages:
    835
    Likes Received:
    3
    I'm at home now! Nice unexpected early finish to my day, got to look after my lad while the poor misses has a trip to the hospital.
     
  39. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    Hope she is OK.

    I've just found out that my Niece was taken into hospital yesterday with pneumonia she is only 4. Said to be responding well to treatment.

    Paul
     
  40. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,895
    Likes Received:
    415
    Of course having never seen him it was a perfect compliment. I just assumed having an Audi that he wasn't ugly. After all, we all remember the metro article of a few weeks back.
     
  41. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    10,699
    Likes Received:
    120
    God I wish I could go early today - fed up of work.
     
  42. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member
    VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Messages:
    1,655
    Likes Received:
    7
    Counting the minutes down until I finish today and put my Out of Office on at 17:00
     

Share This Page