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ASN's Pub

ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Ok hang on, Seriously???

    Your mate and his sister must have an interesting 'relationship'
     
  2. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    AKA "Sea gulling"
     
  3. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    Because you support??
     
  4. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Aka a Peter Parker
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    The mighty Arsenal:

    Here's me with my mate Bobby ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  6. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    Pregancy sucks,oh man well your just about half way there i guess!! Although when my missus has been pregnant previously she has always been well up for it.

    This pregnancy shall be over pretty soon though
     
  7. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    That's the one :)

    Not what i said mate

    My mate is joining me in a session with his sister's mate
     
  8. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    Best mates hey!!

    Well we shall continue this debate next season,when hopefully your boys continue to throw everything away, especially 2 goal leads!!!



    (4 goals leads were just as funny,but as they werent against us not quite as good!)
     
  9. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    I know dude I was twisting your words for (a small amount of) comic effect ;)
     
  10. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah it is becoming very tedious as an Arsenal fan watching them self destruct at the end of each season :banghead:
     
  11. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    Oh right :laugh: i thought you were just being dim!

    She's not great to look at, but got a corking set or norks and is a proper filth bag! Just what i need to get over the ex :lmfao:
     
  12. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    If you dont mind i shall enjoy your suffering. And come on just let Fabregas go, stop dragging it out its going to happen one day!
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I dont mind him leaving but he is worth more than Barca are trying to buy him for. Wenger says he's built the team around Fabregas but that's the wrong way to build a team IMO.
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
     
  15. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    That's the plan

    I'm considering having a word with my cousins bf who owns the biggest club here in Sutton and getting some bar work or something

    Not for the money, just to pick up some drunken gash :arco:
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    When I broke up with my last bird after 5 years I went ballistic on the gash front. Litterally tried chatting everything up in a club and I'd end up pissing a load off but there's always one that will go home with you.
     
  17. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not only does it help you get over the ex, but it's damn good fun too.

    There is nothing like the thrill of banging someone new. I do miss it from time to time I must admit.
     
  18. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Blimey this pub is a who new way of learning.

    Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds, don't fancy seeing any of my mates todgers in that kind of action - no thanks.

    No Inters for me this year as I will be on a ship to Norway, shame as I have the funds for a MillTek TBE but don't want to pay full list for one.

    Hopefully they will be at Combe for the Audi Driver day and I can get a discounted one then.

    Paul
     
  19. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Thats the only way I've done it in the past. I agree with you.
     
  20. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It is damn fun, that's for sure. Untill you need to take a trip to see the umbrella man!!!
     
  21. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Ooooooh ouchie. That's never a fun experience.
     
  22. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Luckily they dont use an umbrella any more, you can just p!ss in a pot.
     
  23. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I know, I had to do that last time I went. I was all prepped for some serious pain, and there was none. AMAZING.

    Miracles of modern technology.
     
  24. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah my mate was proper winding me up about how much it stings and I went in there crapping myself. I called him when I go out and told him I only had t p!ss in a pot and he was sooooo disappointed lol.
     
  25. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

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    He's like a brother to me, i've seen it before :laugh:

    Doesn't bother me if it's a close mate like that, if it was someone else i'd be a bit....meh

    2 girls is a lot of fun, but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot :lmfao:

    I used to hate that :( so glad it's just the PIAP now
     
  26. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    The advance that I am keen on to become standard is a blood test for the Prostate as I'm only 3 years off of having to have regular checks and I don't fancy my GP playing hide his latex glove.

    Paul
     
  27. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    hahahaha, I almost spat water all over my computer reading that.

    At what age do these regular checks occur? I am just wondering how many more man-love free years I have.
     
  28. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Might have to give it a try then..... :-/
     
  29. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Usually 50 onwards.
     
  30. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    phewwwwwwwwwww, 20 years then. I had assumed you were younger. You look it! :)
     
  31. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Stop ass kissing...... lol
     
  32. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Ahh is that how they check the prostate nowadays ;)
     
  33. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    47 in August those years are usually felt after hand washing both cars, standing up straight takes a while :ohmy:

    Paul
     
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2011
  34. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell, I get that at 28 year of age!!!
     
  35. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    You're just knackard then mate :ohmy:
     
  36. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    I'm at home now! Nice unexpected early finish to my day, got to look after my lad while the poor misses has a trip to the hospital.
     
  37. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Hope she is OK.

    I've just found out that my Niece was taken into hospital yesterday with pneumonia she is only 4. Said to be responding well to treatment.

    Paul
     
  38. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Of course having never seen him it was a perfect compliment. I just assumed having an Audi that he wasn't ugly. After all, we all remember the metro article of a few weeks back.
     
  39. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    God I wish I could go early today - fed up of work.
     
  40. Gti Jazz Blue

    Gti Jazz Blue Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Counting the minutes down until I finish today and put my Out of Office on at 17:00
     

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