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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Dane
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    [Jun 24, 2011]
    Ok hang on, Seriously???

    Your mate and his sister must have an interesting 'relationship'
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    AKA "Sea gulling"
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    Because you support??
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    Aka a Peter Parker
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    [Jun 24, 2011]
    The mighty Arsenal:

    Here's me with my mate Bobby ;)

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    Pregancy sucks,oh man well your just about half way there i guess!! Although when my missus has been pregnant previously she has always been well up for it.

    This pregnancy shall be over pretty soon though
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    That's the one :)

    Not what i said mate

    My mate is joining me in a session with his sister's mate
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    Best mates hey!!

    Well we shall continue this debate next season,when hopefully your boys continue to throw everything away, especially 2 goal leads!!!



    (4 goals leads were just as funny,but as they werent against us not quite as good!)
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    I know dude I was twisting your words for (a small amount of) comic effect ;)
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    Yeah it is becoming very tedious as an Arsenal fan watching them self destruct at the end of each season :banghead:
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    Oh right :laugh: i thought you were just being dim!

    She's not great to look at, but got a corking set or norks and is a proper filth bag! Just what i need to get over the ex :lmfao:
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    If you dont mind i shall enjoy your suffering. And come on just let Fabregas go, stop dragging it out its going to happen one day!
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    I dont mind him leaving but he is worth more than Barca are trying to buy him for. Wenger says he's built the team around Fabregas but that's the wrong way to build a team IMO.
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    The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
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    That's the plan

    I'm considering having a word with my cousins bf who owns the biggest club here in Sutton and getting some bar work or something

    Not for the money, just to pick up some drunken gash :arco:
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    When I broke up with my last bird after 5 years I went ballistic on the gash front. Litterally tried chatting everything up in a club and I'd end up pissing a load off but there's always one that will go home with you.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not only does it help you get over the ex, but it's damn good fun too.

    There is nothing like the thrill of banging someone new. I do miss it from time to time I must admit.
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    Blimey this pub is a who new way of learning.

    Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds, don't fancy seeing any of my mates todgers in that kind of action - no thanks.

    No Inters for me this year as I will be on a ship to Norway, shame as I have the funds for a MillTek TBE but don't want to pay full list for one.

    Hopefully they will be at Combe for the Audi Driver day and I can get a discounted one then.

    Paul
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    Thats the only way I've done it in the past. I agree with you.
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    It is damn fun, that's for sure. Untill you need to take a trip to see the umbrella man!!!
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    Ooooooh ouchie. That's never a fun experience.
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    Luckily they dont use an umbrella any more, you can just p!ss in a pot.
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    I know, I had to do that last time I went. I was all prepped for some serious pain, and there was none. AMAZING.

    Miracles of modern technology.
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    Yeah my mate was proper winding me up about how much it stings and I went in there crapping myself. I called him when I go out and told him I only had t p!ss in a pot and he was sooooo disappointed lol.
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    He's like a brother to me, i've seen it before :laugh:

    Doesn't bother me if it's a close mate like that, if it was someone else i'd be a bit....meh

    2 girls is a lot of fun, but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot :lmfao:

    I used to hate that :( so glad it's just the PIAP now
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    The advance that I am keen on to become standard is a blood test for the Prostate as I'm only 3 years off of having to have regular checks and I don't fancy my GP playing hide his latex glove.

    Paul
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    hahahaha, I almost spat water all over my computer reading that.

    At what age do these regular checks occur? I am just wondering how many more man-love free years I have.
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    Might have to give it a try then..... :-/
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    Usually 50 onwards.
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    phewwwwwwwwwww, 20 years then. I had assumed you were younger. You look it! :)
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    Stop ass kissing...... lol
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    Ahh is that how they check the prostate nowadays ;)
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    47 in August those years are usually felt after hand washing both cars, standing up straight takes a while :ohmy:

    Paul
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    Bloody hell, I get that at 28 year of age!!!
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    You're just knackard then mate :ohmy:
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    I'm at home now! Nice unexpected early finish to my day, got to look after my lad while the poor misses has a trip to the hospital.
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    Hope she is OK.

    I've just found out that my Niece was taken into hospital yesterday with pneumonia she is only 4. Said to be responding well to treatment.

    Paul
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    Of course having never seen him it was a perfect compliment. I just assumed having an Audi that he wasn't ugly. After all, we all remember the metro article of a few weeks back.
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    God I wish I could go early today - fed up of work.
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    Counting the minutes down until I finish today and put my Out of Office on at 17:00

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