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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. jojo

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    Fishy!
     
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  3. s3dave

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    Not a rod in sight Jo....:happy:
     
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  5. ScottD3

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    Morning Pubers.

    I miss using my camera. I get the urge to go out and then I think of the time editing and sorting out the images after and it puts me off.
    I do enjoy it though and its only a 40D with a 24mm fixed.

    2 days off after today which is good cause my dash is starting to look very festive at the moment.
    Air bag light on, Low oil level light on (I got oil in it), low washer level (the low warning levels flash between each other) and the odd flash in main display from satnav directions and a open boot.
    I really need to fix my clocks wiring this is getting to much.
    That's fridays jobs a long with new brakes and air bag fix on the touareg.


    You lot got much on?


    ooooooo I'm also off for a 7 course meal at dinner all free as its some training for the trainees.
    WooHoo.
     
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  6. jojo

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    Don't you have forge rods?
     
  7. s3dave

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    yeah but not in sight.....:p
     
  8. 16Klappe

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    Just watched this, reminds me of the good ol days in the 8L section.

     
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  9. Westy

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    That is a classic.
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I was in Tesco the other day (Other supermarkets are available), bored shopping and I was wondering what items could I buy for the best reaction from the check out person or security.

    As I walked around looking and thinking the only items that sprung to my mind was the following:
    KY or other lube based products.
    Pack of Condoms.
    Breast pump.
    carrot or cucumber type fruit/veg.
    Parcel tape.
    and cling film.



    Anyone else thought it, done it or got a better list?
     
  11. kwistof

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    Packet of Werther's originals whilst being dressed in a vicars outfit could cause a stir
     
  12. Jay A3

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    Just climb on the belt starkers and ask then to scan your wang
     
  13. ScottD3

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    The belts can't handle my weight.
     
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    If this is how you usually behave dude- then no wonder they have self service check outs now! lol
     
  15. Jay A3

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    Probably why Scott said there are other supermarkets around but he went teaco. (Banned from the others)
     
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  16. coatesy

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    i would of bought some cable ties with some black bags, marigolds, duct tape, three saw blades and some vasoline.

    then asked the person at the check out if they were up to much on the night and if they fancied a drink.
     
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    Diesel is for sale.

    Looking to go and pick up an Edition One G60 on Sunday :)
     
  18. superkarl

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    this is my new favourite car:
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  19. ScottD3

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    I want a old school yank tank.
    something like a 1950 mercury or a 1970 plymouth.
     
  20. superkarl

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    new fav album:
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    today is my favourite day
     
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  23. coatesy

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    no way! your gay, don't ruin it ! then sell it to me
     
  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    This jardo mate.
    It can go one of two ways.
     
  25. Nicki

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    Afternoon chaps. Hope you're all well! Sorry not been around much - mega busy handing over all the sh*t I do now to unsuspecting folk in the office before I leave!

    I have 2 more days this week, full week next week and Mon / half day Tues left to go. Cannot wait.
     
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    Afternoon all!

    what is the new job Nicki?
     
  27. jojo

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    It's not going to happen mate, you'll go look at it, and see the rot then walk away. Because the owner won't give you a penny off the asking price! :haha:
     
  28. ScottD3

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    Moving from external accountants to internal accounts - going to be financial controller for a company in the construction industry. Can't wait to be honest as I'm just not enjoying it here anymore. Haven't been for a year or so, but as I've been here 12 years, I had to be certain it was what I wanted to do. :) Finish here on 24th (officially on the 31st, but the office is closed between Christmas & New Year) and new job starts on 3 Jan...
     
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    Very good!

    will you be getting a hard hat then?
     
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    Works stupidly quiet! Work in home insurance and weve had hardly any calls which is good because we can relax but commision is then low for the month :-(So they have started our desktop refresh so i have a nice new shiney 64 bit computer! Makes posting on forums so much easier now ALT+TAB doesnt cause my PC to crash
     
  32. Nicki

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    Hopefully not - should be predominantly head office based. Might get the odd occasion where I have to go to a meeting with the MD, but I'd imagine they'd be office based, not site based in any event.
     
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    That means you won't get any wolf whistles if not on a site!

    will this not bother you?, i mean, was that not the whole point of a woman getting a job on a building site? To get oggled and wolf whistled?
     
  34. ScottD3

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    I want a Buick Boat in black.


    That is all.
     
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    One of the converted cars or actual boat.
     
  36. ScottD3

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    The car mate.

    I'm really starting to like the older American cars at the moment.
     
  37. ScottD3

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    [​IMG]
     
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    You'll need a big parking space for that fecker!
     
  39. Nicki

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    Old American cars rule. Fact.
     
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    Wah gwan !

    sooo its Christmas party time on Friday, im going to get so drunk that i wave my willy at everyone i work with and molester everyone! its going to be amazing!

    last day at work on friday as well until the 30th and 31st then a week off after that!

    whats every ones Christmas party's at work going to be like this year? mine is a 80's fancy dress thing but me been me im not dressing u.p
     
  41. s3dave

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    My xmas bash friday too but my sausage is staying in my pants....:happy:
     
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    Did my Christmas shopping this morning.

    Well.

    Kind of.

    [​IMG]
     
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