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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    haha that's well old, just think im 23 in august, are you my dad?
     
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  2. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    highly likely but i will not do a dna test!
    not paying for 23 years of backdated CSA for you to blow on drugs, poor clothes and pies!
     
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  3. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Happy Birthday mate,are you having a few?
     
  4. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    When isn't he?
     
  5. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    cheers bud! yeah flowing nicely!
     
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  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    I've been trying to think of a time and I can't for the life of me.

    Even when he's sleeping I bet he's got some form of drip feed into his open snoring mouth.
     
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  7. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Well jel?
     
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  8. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Nope, I like my liver.
     
  9. Nicki

    Nicki Member

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    Me: "I'm not drinking this weekend. Thought I'd have a bit of a break"
    Trainee: "Why do you need a break?"
    Me: "Well, been out a few weekends on the trot and I've only got the one liver, so ought to look after it!"
    Trainee: "You've only got one liver? How comes?"
    Me: :huh: "Errr, we've all only got one liver..."
    Trainee: "Oh yeah... Haha. It's kidney's we've got 2 of isn't it? ....... I've got an AS Level in Biology as well!"

    :blink:
     
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  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    AS?

    Amazingly ****e?
     
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  11. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I always thought it meant Amazingly Sensual?

    It fits too..."I've got an Amazingly Sensual level in Biology as well!"
     
  12. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    Coatsey; fancy pulling up a bar stool and talking to me about your hybrid?

    I'll buy you a beer.

    :beerchug:
     
  13. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    yeah buddy sure thing what do you want to know
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    He can't make his mind up as to what turbo to go for. All he knows is that the normal K03s is for ladies and he wants more power ;)
     
  15. kwistof

    kwistof South East Events Moderator Regional Rep

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    Can tomorrow hurry dafuq up please :)

    I want to go to the top gear test track NOW! lol
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    I think more info about this is required. :thumbsup:
     
  17. kwistof

    kwistof South East Events Moderator Regional Rep

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    I posted it in the main events section but here is the link....

    TheSupercarEvent.com - Home

    Set up by PHN who I have been a member with for ages, everyone's welcome and for a very good cause :)

    Advanced tickets have sold out but you can still purchase them on entrance.

    (I am not directly linked to the charity, and I do not profit in anyway of form)
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    knew nothing of this.
    Wish I knew sooner.

    O well.
     
  19. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    They ******* you for driving too fast and they moan about noise a lot. Last time my old club went anyway lol. Its more of a quick drive to say you`ve been on the track.
     
  20. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    26500 pub post.

    Can I get to 4000 posts tonight?
     
  21. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    What he said.

    I just wondered how you are finding it? What sort of power are you running, and is there any more headroom for more power?
     
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    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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  23. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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  25. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    BOOOOOOOM!!!!

    SOMEBODY GET ME A BEER!
     
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  26. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    Congrats on the 4000 post :) x :beerchug:
     
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  27. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    Cheers Sandra!

    Went to the cinema tonight to see Fast & Furious 6...I feel like 10 years of my life has been ruined. It was terrible :(
     
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  28. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    It was a disappointing film. The other 5 films were good, my personal favourite was tokyo drift. Its time to end them now. :) x
     
  29. g60leigh

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    I think the overlap with Stratham could be a good plot.
     
  30. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    At least you didn't watch After Earth, got to be contender of worse release in 2013!
     
  31. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    I'd watch anything with you JoJo :sex:

    Hopefully the Transporter connection will be ok, I do like Jason Statham but a lot of his acting and characters are very transparent and all a bit the same.

    Or what will happen is they'll ruin to of my favourite films ever in one hit.

    What really annoyed me about the new F&F was that in the first film it was believable. I was like "Oooooh ****, they've blown up his car? They're gonna build something badass now!" and it was all quite easy to relate to as somebody banging through the streets of Basingstoke slaying everything I could find of an evening. It was a film about what I thought street racing was all about.

    But this new one, within the first like twenty minutes they'd written off three of their cars, taken out shop windows, destroyed loads of police cars with unbelievably "super villain" car which looked like it belonged in Batman.

    And the ending bit...Where he catches a certain person like a foot ball and uses his crashing car to propel him through the windscreen, across a 30 foot expanse with a 200 foot drop and then safely lands on the windscreen of a crashed car...Come on.

    It's just too Hollywood. :(
     
  32. Jay A3

    Jay A3 #because Racecar Team Daytona Audi A3 Manual

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    Not forgetting them extremely longgggggg run way!
     
  33. Nicki

    Nicki Member

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    ... that they coincidentally stop on *just* before the end.

    Agree - rubbish.

    Favourites are 1-3.
    1: Brilliant because it was the first & a great concept
    2: Hilarious because of Tyrese
    3: Love it just for his accent!
     
  34. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    The best bits of Tokyo Drift is the driving in it, the lead guy walking into the Yakuza with a bag of loose change wouldn't happen in real life!
     
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  35. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Man of Steel tonight hopefully, I've been waiting a while for this film, as I do like a bit of Superman! :superman:
     
  36. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I got forced to watch Les Mis on Friday night. An hour into it my gf had fallen asleep and I was thinking of the quickest way to end my life!

    Still got an hour and a half left to watch FML!
     
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  37. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    I just got given the keys to this.

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    Supercharged S1 Elise, with remote Sachs coilovers and a Janspeed exhaust.

    My car is so slow :(
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I miss my S1 Elise and that only had 160bhp. My dream is to own another with my S3 engine in it. I always keep my eye out for non running Elises but they hold their value so much. Would be a cool project.

    The turbo'd and supercharged ones are capable of destroying some serious super cars. There's a video on YouTube of an S1 Exige known as "The Batmobile" as it's completely carbon fibre and has an Audi 1.8T engine in it and has a better power to weight ration then a Veyron! Seriously impressive.
     
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  39. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    my mate bought a damaged elise a few years ago, in red!
    it was epic, no carpets in it or anything and wind down windows!
    it needed a new screen, (very expensive) and a new bumper that he plastic welded!, sold it on and made a packet!
    still can't get over the nova key it had though lol!
     
  40. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    It's just a whole different level of performance isn't it.

    Didn't know you had a Lotus Westy, get in!

    The guy who just bought this used to work for Lotus as a salesman, so he knew what he wanted and what he was looking for.

    Hilariously his company car which he has driven for years is a diesel Nissan Note haha, when he turned up for work today unannounced I was rather shocked.
     

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