ASN's Pub

[Jason.s]

yes....yes i am lol. If she got her bangers out on stage then fine but it doesnt happen

Make sure you get lots of nice pictures of you dancing like a bender on photobucket Scott will enjoy those.

 

[ScottD3]

thanks for the tip, but i hear that he goes all out if you rub parmo on his first!

I tend to stick with taser and walk away.

 

[ScottD3]

hey, the mrs wanted to go! so i gotta!
and come on you saying you wouldnt see her???

I would not go to london to see her for the price you paid.
I'd rather stay home, look at some look alike porn and drink my cider while frantically choking the chicken singing hit me baby one more time.

 

[superkarl]

I would not go to london to see her for the price you paid.
I'd rather stay home, look at some look alike porn and drink my cider while frantically choking the chicken singing hit me baby one more time.

that is THE worst vision ever created

 

[jojo]

that is THE worst vision ever created

LMAO!

 

[coatesy]

I would not go to london to see her for the price you paid.
I'd rather stay home, look at some look alike porn and drink my cider while frantically choking the chicken singing hit me baby one more time.

Haha like a boss.



Goddam so bored at work

 

[CHEZ]

Haha like a boss.



Goddam so bored at work

ha ha ha ha ha! i am enjoying a nice cold stella in the sunshine!
crack on son!

 

[coatesy]

ha ha ha ha ha! i am enjoying a nice cold stella in the sunshine!
crack on son!

at home now though, so your gloating is wasted ha!

 

[Jason.s]

I shall be enjoying a nice cold beer in the warmer sun from friday for 12 days so smoke it! Until then you win

 

[CHEZ]

where you off to jason?

 

[superkarl]

s****horpe

 

[CHEZ]

ha ha! fancy the swear filter kicking in for s****horpe

 

[CHEZ]

loving this vid at the minute!

 

[Westy]

Not seen that yet. Is good.

I just saw Klass on the latest Littlewoods advert. She's looking good!

 

[ScottD3]

Klass?

I can't stop listening to these at the moment.

 

[Westy]

Klass?

Myleene Klass

 

[ScottD3]

Myleene Klass

O her.

 

[CHEZ]

scott is not legally allowed to watch the TV fred!
he has no licence for it! fcn peasant lol!

 

[ScottD3]

scott is not legally allowed to watch the TV fred!
he has no licence for it! fcn peasant lol!

yup.
I refuse to pay for ****e TV.

Had a knock on the door from a TV person asking bout my TV and if I watch it.
I said no and showed her the lack of aerials.

 

[camscockle20vT]

People are complete f****tards when advertising a car on vag parts or any fb page for that matter, idiots i tell you.

I like budgies, they couldnt hurt any body.

 

[CHEZ]

too late cam!
pets was yesterday mate!
today it is, erm i don"t know, something else!

 

[Westy]

Don't talk about feathered birds again ***!

 

[Jason.s]

My bird could fck your bird up with one claw tied behind its back

 

[CHEZ]

Don't talk about feathered birds again ***!

good point, a lot of feathers got ruffled!

 

[Westy]

My bird could fck your bird up with one claw tied behind its back

Oh ***!

Stop this or you'll get called a c u next Tuesday lol

 

[Jason.s]

Calm down old man lol.

 

[Westy]

Calm down old man lol.

Oh nobody understands me haha

 

[crazy88]

Moving on...this video made my day today.

BBC News - World record attempt 40,000-piece Diamond Jubilee jigsaw collapses - YouTube

 

[Jason.s]

Think I'd kill myself

 

[Westy]

I saw that on the news and the first thing I thought was why have it stood up?! Tilt that display board back a bit more you prat!

 

[crazy88]

Yeah, that was my thinking too. It did seem a little too vertical. His face though, you can just tell from that video that he contemplated suicide for a brief second when it happened.

 

[Westy]

Anyone got the footy on? What a game already!

 

[crazy88]

Nope, but I might now...although I am supposed to be working

 

[Westy]

Nope, but I might now...although I am supposed to be working

DO WORK SON!

 

[CHEZ]

embarrassing bodies on here!
there are some weird people out there!
wont go to the doctors about there sweaty, mutated, hairy freaky bodies, but will go on the telly and show 8 million people instead!

 

[crazy88]

I bet they must get paid shed loads for doing that program though.

Fred, I am multi-tasking. Since I don't particularly care about the football it's just the commentary on in the background and when something good happens I change windows to watch the replay.

 

[Jason.s]

Just put it on. going for 6-3 overall.

 

[CHEZ]

WTF am i watching here!
there is 10 blokes with there spuds out giving them a feel!

 

[crazy88]

WTF am i watching here!
there is 10 blokes with there spuds out giving them a feel!

Nobody is making you watch it Chez.

 

[Westy]

Lol, you getting arroused again Chezza!