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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I bet I could wing the fecker with a shotgun and then make a lovely bird beak stew yum.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    While wearing your flat cap and slippers?


    That's the one.
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    my dog likes birds, could he out run my spaniel?
    the inevitable shall occur if he cannot though, v power nitro seed or not!
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    Unless your spaniel can fly at 40mph she could probably beat it at a 1/4 mile.

    :)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I got a trebuchet.
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    i doubt your caged bag of feathers could fly 40 feet!
    my springer can run 15plus miles and still leap 5 feet fences!
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    My god, this is a bit Bizzare, no Animal should be bigged up on killing a human Being, they are Animals pets or not...
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    Piranhas searching for remaining food - YouTube

    Stick with my fish thanks. They've pretty much eaten everything that I'd put in but there where a couple left in so were searching for them.

    Would love a parrot at some point in my life. So expensive though.
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    This has all got a bit "my Dad's harder than your Dad" hasn't it?!? :blink:

    Oh & my vote for word of the day goes to Scott for trebuchet. I've suddenly come over all Time Team.
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    mynah birds are where its at jase!
    there wicked!
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    nicki! where are these pics?
    and did you check out that S3? :fart:
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    Nice tank Jason :)

    I have an African Grey Parrot who could thrill with her fowl language :blush:
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    It'll do for now. So much more I'd love to do but costs lots of money.
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    S3:
    The one you sent me yesterday is now on for £11,495! Waiting to hear back from a guy about a dolphin grey one that's got comparatively low mileage, but he's not being particularly forthcoming with more info... gonna hassle him again tomorrow though. :D

    (It's been a bit hectic at work today - one of the directors announced this afternoon that he's going to be leaving... tomorrow!)
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    fwwooorr!
    will you be getting his job then?
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    Haha! You flatterer!

    No idea what's gonna happen to be honest - we've lost 15% of our turnover in one hit, so I can see them having to cut costs somewhere along the line. Hopefully my job is safe...

    I'm 2nd in line for promotion and only got promoted last year (to manager) so I doubt it. Might end up with his office though, assuming I get to stick around!
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    *must resist pervy post* must resist pervy post*

    i am sure you will be ok nicki!
    if you do get his office, i could send you a big chez pic for the wall?
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    I'll keep you posted...
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    :wub:
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    Morning Pubbers.

    Its Tuesday, work sucks, I had to scrape ice off the car.
    My task for the week is get the tyres removed my alloys and get them on ebay by the weekend.

    Chez, you grooming again?
    I guess you miss Reesy and Karl never wanted any of your advances.
    Nicki, if Chez ask's you if something smells of Chloroform, don't sniff but tell him it smells like Stella. He'll then sniff it and pass out.
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    ha ha ha! very good scott!
    now get to work!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You're meant to be on your last stella and going to bed.
    Right?
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    good morning people!
    its like a summers day up here today (without the heat) lol!
    lovely blue skies and no wind!, it should warm up nice though!
    think i will take the dog out for a long walk then give my car a bath!
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    No ice up here scott,, for a change .. :arco:

    all week off Chez?
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    no dave sadly, off today then in wed and thurs then OFF fri sat sun!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Chezers. you got Bank holiday monday off?
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    negative scott!
    that is the thing with continental shifts, you get what days off your shift falls on! i am in the monday night! boo!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Must be double bubble for working a bank holiday mate?
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    well lady's in the pub this is a change to the leather bound gimps that usually get this place all smelly...

    another day on the internet making sure it works as intended.

    cant wait for the 30th next month now get my pay rise back dated so should have a nice amount of extras.

    so yeah chez ill be getting in touch with you about them special "dances" you do for men.. i think ill be get me one of those :ninja:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    He dances better with a little help from a taser.
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    thanks for the tip, but i hear that he goes all out if you rub parmo on his first!
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    believe it or not no!
    that is why i get my sexy shift allowance!
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    I forgot it was a bank holiday on Monday. All excited now :)
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    :sob: gan on rub it in
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    Ok!

    I'll have a lovely lay in on Monday then get up and generally have an easy day of very little and sittin on the sofa :moa:
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    il be shaking my boootayyyyy to beyonce on monday :yahoo:lol.
    going down to london on the sunday so gotta put up with gay accents and the smell of shandy in the air.

    just been on the phone to admiral after they robbed me of 700 quid, straight out my account, when i dont even have the ****ing car anymore. i told this fella i was going to hunt him down and kill him if he didnt refund me my money, arsehole wanted to charge me for it too!
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    i suppose i asked for that really! lol
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    You silly tit! You can't tell people you're going to see beyonce then slag off southerners for being gay hahahah.
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    LOL fcn fag
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    hey, the mrs wanted to go! so i gotta!
    and come on you saying you wouldnt see her???

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