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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    I like birds and they are more intelligent than you think.
    My parents kept a couple of different birds, my Auntie currently got some green parrot thing.

    I keep looking at blackbirds and ravens thinking how cool they would be as a pet.
    Be cool to have one that would fly along side you or sit on your shoulder without flying away.

    I love animals and they are amazing as pets or workers.
    I'd love to have enough land to have loads of different types.
     
  2. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    It's like fck Rolf's animal corner in here!
     
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  3. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Thats what he told the children but was actually a corner of sweeties and fingering.
     
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  4. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    What would you like old man Westy?
    Handy Andy talking about DIY or Jilly Goolden to talk about wine?


    Here you go.
    Bit of DIY/house stuff for you.

    [​IMG]

    10 15x15" square boxes made by me and the wife to help sort out some storage for the bedroom
     
  5. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    You`re not supposed to be in here in the day time anyway as you`re so "busy" usually.
     
  6. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I'm sorry, but birds are just as useless pets. Pets are there to fill a void in a mans manliness.

    Scott, you built a few boxes, well done!
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Thanks Crazy.

    You live in a house of girls.
    You're all out of manliness!!
     
  8. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    How so? It's a 50/50 split in my house. Are your animals male or female?
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    You got 2 girls and a wife?
     
  10. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I have a boy you retard! William is generally a boys name. It is up north anyway.
     
  11. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    I really?
    thought you had two girls.
    I guess its easy to make that mistake when he's such a feminine looking person.
    Never get that issue with dogs!!
     
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    Right guys as much as I have enjoyed the kids/animal chat today and its been a laugh and a distraction away from studying, its time for me to go as the dreaded exam is looming 1hr and 15 mins to be exact...........................:3sadwalk:

    Will report back and hopefully it goes ok :crying:
     
  13. crazy88

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    Good luck
     
  14. Smillie13

    Smillie13 Member

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    Thanks Paul :)
     
  15. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    good luck!
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Good luck.

    At least you study for yours.
    I don't. lol
     
  17. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    Lets lock your son and my bird in a room, and see which one dies first.

    Once Darcey has plucked his eyes and ripped a hole through to his jugular and he's begging for the pain to end we'll see who's got a hole in their manlyness.

    My bird could and would break your arm quite easily, she broke my girlfriends mums wrist with her beak and one claw...Hence why we have her.
     
  18. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Hey dont be slagging cats, cats have uses, they taste real good ;) i joke dogs taste better.
     
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  19. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Any of you lot know much bout shoes?

    In the boxes of house stuff I got to sell is a brand new set of Vincentini Shoes. No idea on their value or who that Vincetini is.
    I can't find much on the internet about them.
    They have their own little bags. Not seen that before.
     
  20. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    pics of your beetle crushers scott?
     
  21. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi Avant Owner Group Audi S4

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    When my son was wee our old cat came flying through the house dripping blood everywhere closely followed by my son Elliot. "Wasnt me" he pleaded showing me pair of large nail clippers with the top of the cats ear hanging off it.

    We had the Evander Holyfield of the cat world........lol
     
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  22. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. s3dave

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    They have got to be worth at least 10p scott...fcn horrible...:laugh:
     
  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    That's my thinking dude.

    I need to find a bit more about them before I slap them on ebay.
     
  25. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter quattro Audi S3 s tronic

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    they are so horrible Scott. Think the bag may be used for covering the poor souls head. :)
     
  26. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    where did you find them scott?
    there are as stylish as your 80, with the squareness and wooden look!
     
  27. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    They was in the loft.
    Not mine or my dads.
    Might be a sisters ex's or something.
    But eBay it is.
     
  28. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    erm, interlude.......
     
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  29. Nicki

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    Hope it went well :) x
     
  30. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I'm sorry, but that is clearly the most retarded post I have ever read on the internet, well done, well done indeed!
     
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  31. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    Are you scared that your northern fairy son will get ruined by my serial killer bird?
     
  32. Smillie13

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    Guys thanks for the good luck's exam went as planned and I'm home again, only 2 more to go then party time yeeeehhhh :arco:
     
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  33. crazy88

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    Not at all, just that you proved my point completely. That "real men" like yourself need aggressive animals to feel better about themselves and make up for areas they don't excel in, such as manliness. ;)

    And while your stupid ass bird could possibly do what you say to my 1yr old son, I have no doubt that in about 5 years my son could kick your ass, quite easily.
     
  34. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Crazy, your son is the next Louie Spence. Doubt hell do any any killing.
     
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  35. crazy88

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    Haha!
     
  36. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    In 5 years time she could kill him, in fifty years time she could kill him. We are talking about an animal that can crack open a coconut stood on one leg, which hollows out rock cliff faces with its beak to build nests.

    That said being a northener the little ******* would probably petrol bomb the animal.

    I don't have my bird to make up any deficiency in my life, I have my car for that. I have my pets because they are something which enhance my life and give me immeasurable pride and joy.

    Which I guess is the same reason you love your snot nosed sack of ***** so much.
     
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    But yet you didn't deny that my son could destroy you in 5 years. Awesome.

    I don't care whether your awesome killer bird can knock a hole in a cliff, it's still a dumb animal which you clearly take pride in being nothing more than a killer.

    Let's all stop procreating and see how well birds progress with technology. Oh wait, that happened for millions of years and wasn't until humans evolved that we actually started progressing. Does your retarded bird know what a transistor is? Will it ever know? Nooooo, it might learn to repeat phrases but that's about it. Oh, and I forget...kill children too, which you appear to take pride in.
     
  38. 16Klappe

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    Any child could beat me up, I'm a total girlpants. Hence my army of trained attack birds.

    I bet you take your bundle of joy out in public, screaming and shouting and ruining every ounce of enjoyment a social activity could bring.

    Progression is for fags, I'd like to go back to the 1950's.
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Jardo, this your love bird or the white one?
     
  40. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    The white one. With the yellow crest? And the blood stains on her beak? That's the one.

    I bet my life she could open a Chinese finger puzzle quicker than any of you.
     

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