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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

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    Jay A3 come fly with me

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    cheer up lads ... its only bloody Friday... :arco::beerchug:
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    no that did not work!
    and does it really matter about the double img tags when i post an image scott?
    only to you it seems!
    i may start picking up on your spaz grammar!
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    Sexual tensions are running high in here today it seems!
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    not here!
    cool as a cucumber me!
    (add childish comment here)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Not really.
    I don't really care that much.
    I was going to try and get a rise out of you. :)
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    Why Scott, feeling horny for Chez's man sausage again? :puke2:
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    come on scott! you should know i do not bite!
    i thrive on banter! it is my job!
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    Hey guys whats happening the day, room full of love I see........................ :think:
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    as always!
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    Fook me I'm bored as cat piss, its not even lunch time yet or more importantly parmo time !

    Lets all confess to a secret that we all have.. ill start.

    Once I used to be a girl called Noreen.
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    I have a secret. Once I sucked off a girl called Noreen. Big mistake!
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    the big debate,
    do i have cheese and crackers or baked potato with cheese and beans..................................................
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    so that was you! you were so manly, you were the reason i went all out on the change!

    your my hero!
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    It's Friday and after a lovely sunny week, it's currently peeing down. Typical.

    Phoning a bloke for some more info about an S3 at lunchtime - wish me luck! :thumbsup:
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    both simple eat cheese and crackers while you wait for potat to cook then rape it with cheesy beans!
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    good luck nicki!
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    Nicki...do you work in a pub in southend? Just wondering.
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    be wise how you answer this nicki!
    you just may well acquire a stalker!
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    Nah, i'm not like that. Besides, i'm a poor student so I have no money to stalk somebody that far away!
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    I don't I'm afraid. Have pulled precisely 2 pints in my life - one of which was in the Guiness Storehouse in Dublin.

    (Please refrain from any obvious "pulling" related jokes. They'd be too obvious)
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    Good luck, and get pics...
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    But is it one of those real S3's (8L) or a crappy 8P? ;)

    And why don't you go for an a4 avant, good family car and plenty of room for dead bodies if the occasion arises.
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    It's a dealer, but it's "coming soon" on their website (& has been since Wednesday) - trying to get more info before it goes on their website / autotrader as i've been pipped to the post twice already in my hunt for an S3.

    There's only one photo on the website so far which doesn't give a lot away, so want to know what interior / options it's got, what the service history is, the reg number (if they'll tell me), when it's coming in & most importantly, how much they'd give me PX for the Mazda...
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    Probably about 3pence. More if you leave a pair of knickers in there :whistle2:
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    Hey, as long as I end up with money, rather than having to pay to have it taken away, I'm happy! :laugh:
    (Seriously though, I'm hoping for about £4k for it but was offered £3,500 last time.)

    Yes, it's a "crappy" 8P. Have no need for a family car - and I've got my Dad's knackered old 206 for any "disposal" needs... :ninja:
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    you might have a hard job folding crazy up to fit in the back of a 206 nicki!
    he is a big old lump!
    (when you find him stalking you, and you bump him off!)
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    Trade in's are a joke, but they're easy. You walk in and walk out with another car so people love the no hassle approach.

    Good luck with it though. And can't believe you're going for an 8P, the pub is basically held up by 8L's. I don't think there's a car in here that's newer than an 02 plate. Chez's doesn't count, it's basically a b6 chassis.

    That I am, but lets not talk about penis size please. Ladies are present.
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    Conversations get more and more random these days. sucking off trannys to what to have for lunch then to trading in cars lol.
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    oooooo! meow!
    actually it is a b6 chassis but with far nicer exterior styling than your shed! :moa:
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    I beg to differ, the b6 styling is nicer. Your nose looks like it's just mahoosif, and the front lights don't look good. So there.
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    They are an odd bunch of people in here for sure.

    Who's seeing Iron Man 3 this weekend?
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    Not me, I don't have time for such childish films.
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    post a poll up crazy lady 88!
    B7 or B6
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    Nobody else will care, so it'll be a 50/50 between you and me! :arco:
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    good point, unless of course you fear the outcome! :ninja:
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