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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    Sorry I should have made it clear that this was the building generator outside ;)
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    I'm a chartered accountant (sorry!) and been doing more tax stuff recently, so considering doing tax technician exams. Waiting to hear what credits I'd get for prior learning so I can work out how many exams / how much money it's going to cost me...

    Part of me thinks it would be a good idea, part of me thinks "urgh, more exams". I was basically in education of some form until I was 27, so this last 5 years have been a very welcome break. Not sure how easily i'd get back into it...
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    Its a pub full of students and A3s?


    What's next, bunch of hipsters?


    Time to ebay all my old comics, games, star wars figures and some other random **** I got to flog.
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    Emm ok couldn't you just have complained and asked to be moved then - must of been driving you mad
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    Only you can decide lol but I know where your coming from that's how I feel regarding next year.
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    What's wrong with students Scott? Don't be such a homophobe.
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    i get the usual remarks about being a student from these guys.

    100%. i love my degree, and im so glad i had a 5 year break before i started it.
    i have a geological mapping and structures exam, and environmental chemistry to look forward to.
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    I was so tired last night from the first nights sleep that I slept like a baby. I told them abou it when I checked out and they offered to refund me but I wasn't paying anyway so I wasn't bothered. I'm back in reading in a few weeks and i'll be in a different hotel.
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    how much was the tab?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I don't mind students. I never went to uni myself but went and visited all my mates at various unis around the country. I checked out the various student bars and the various student women on offer :sex:
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    Make you you check out what under your window then lol
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    £160 for 2 nights and 2 breakfasts.
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    Wow thought mines sounded bad Organisational Change Management, International Marketing, Business Management Challenges but by the 9th May they will be all over.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    He could but he's a moaning old bugger now, he'll happily stay there and moan to everyone about how noisy it is without doing anything about it.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    Nothing wrong with students.
    Just wish I was one at times. :(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    That's not bad.
    I try and average at least £150 a night/day when I stay away for work.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'm a light sleeper anyway so all the other noises you get in a big hotel were just as bad as the Jenny. I don't stay in hotels often so it's no major issue. Like I said I slept fine last night.
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    Next hotel will cost more ;)
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    Do it.
    We get extras (Not sure what work means by extras) if we stay at the Hilton.
    Costs a bit more but I've always had good food and the female bar staff are nice to look at.
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    Alright for some! We get put in the cheapest hotel within a reasonable distance from the client (usually a TravelBodge or similar), and given £25 per day for food. More often than not we end up spending less than £25 and pocketing the rest, or blowing the whole lot in the pub - it's the only way to get anything extra out of this job!
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    Jay A3 More power

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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    you ask for an extra pillow?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    I have more than enough pillows.

    [​IMG]


    Best thing about hotels.
    Double food!!

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    fat sh1t
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    So you work up an appetite boning your DIY sex doll then you head to the restaurant to replenish energy levels! You dirty beast.
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    Omg Scott you have too much time on your hands lol
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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    You dont catch on do you?
    Asking for an extra pillow is code word for some...... :whistle2:
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    Scott asks for more pillows so he can construct the best sex doll possible. He's become quite an expert by the looks o things! Probably uses half a warmed up orange as the Vag!!!
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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    The rainbow order arrangement of the sauces pleases my OCD.

    (That pizza looks yummy!)
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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    Warm jelly in a empty pot noodle pot.

    You can't beat a couple of nights away in a hotel really.
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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    Warm jar of strawberry jam and pretend its a girl on the blob
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    That is proper nasty. Thanks!
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    If anyone turns up to inters with jam or jelly we know whats going to happen at night in someones tent lol.
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    Scott you disgusting Brute!! you never just did them pillows like that for a pic...
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    Yet he was still the one getting dominated
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I bet he tied himself up. Just after he'd put on his rubber gimp mask with the zipped mouth.
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    That would be fcn hilarious for the house keeping to find Scott tied up with a man made out of towels and sheets, chocolate/biscuit nipples and a bottle up its arse starfishing on the bed.
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    its good to see that the pub never strays far from some sort of gayness... brilliant haha
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    Its always on the tip of ours tongues...:ninja: Or fingers in this case
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    [Apr 25, 2013]
    If the fact that you made a sex doll out of pillows wasn't worrying enough…. You go and give it some Balls ??? :blink:
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