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ASN's Pub

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Nicki

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    Grooming or "grooming" :blink:

    I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day... ;)
     
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  3. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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  4. crazy88

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    In a conversation over whatsapp yesterday Chez sent me a picture of his dog...with its lipstick out. I felt sick. I don't like dogs at the best of times, nevermind when they appear to want to rape you!
     
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  5. CHEZ

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    trust you to notice that!
     
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    I think you'll find it was you who pointed it out ;)

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  7. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Haha. Busted.
     
  8. CHEZ

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    ha ha ha!
    its a fair cop governer
     
  9. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    At least it wasn't a picture of chez's lipstick. Its all he sends me on whatapp

    Sick beast
     
  10. crazy88

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    haha.
     
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    Then get the tea ready with some Baps in the oven?...
     
  12. Jason.s

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    But the more time you`ll spend in the pub the more you`ll join in and grow to love it! Give it a few weeks it`ll be all abuse and sexual innuendos.
     
  13. Jay A3

    Jay A3 More power

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    Join us...
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Do it.... Do it....
     
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    cha cha cha
     
  16. CHEZ

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    but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems.......................... :mad:
     
  17. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I do feel crazy has breached that level of trust we had. I shall delete him from my contacts right now.
     
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    Just keep away from Max factor or Rimmel London if you dont like lipsticks...
     
  20. Nicki

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    I was going to make a "Jimmy Saville / Jimmy Somerville" joke, but I feel that I'm too new & don't know you all well enough yet.
     
  21. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's wise. You don't want to overstep the mark like Crazy has ;)
     
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    Westy doesnt even give asn a chance to losd up, he is quick off the mark today with the replies
     
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    Overstep the mark???? What? I clearly shot myself in the foot there as I admitted I would be masturbating over Chez's car. It was purely a method of getting him to stop sending me pics of his dog. I don't like animals.
     
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    and on that note, i shall send you a pic of a bloke and a chicken......................! ah ha ha!
     
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  26. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Surely you'd shoot yourself in the chin ;)
     
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    The Dyson was on at the same time.....
     
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    Pfft...I have a Sebo my friend. Dyson's are pap.
     
  29. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    VAX, you can give it a wash at the same time
     
  30. CHEZ

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    this is for crazy!
    freshly "groomed"
    GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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    Nice lego in the background.
     
  32. superkarl

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    i wonder what chez uses that henry hoover for, he got the pink one i see to try and maintain some dignity
     
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    Actually its a hetty karlos!
     
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    'ohh hettty baby' 'there really is no loss of suction with you is there' - Chez home alone 'cleaning'
     
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    right thats it, your getting the bloke with the chicken too! :laugh:
     
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Don't forget the women sharting on a blokes face...
     
  37. CHEZ

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    ooo! yeah! karl will like that!
     
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    No mess either! So domesticated our chezzy
     
  39. Jason.s

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    I told you not to disturb me when im cleaning my room!

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    chez you horrible horrible ****er
     
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    ah ha ha ha ha har aaagh ha! :arco:

    love ya too karl!
     
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    hahahahaha! Quality.
     

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