Feb 17, 2011
Grooming or "grooming"
I'm getting more & more concerned about this forum by the day...
In a conversation over whatsapp yesterday Chez sent me a picture of his dog...with its lipstick out. I felt sick. I don't like dogs at the best of times, nevermind when they appear to want to rape you!
trust you to notice that!
I think you'll find it was you who pointed it out
ha ha ha!
its a fair cop governer
At least it wasn't a picture of chez's lipstick. Its all he sends me on whatapp
Then get the tea ready with some Baps in the oven?...
But the more time you`ll spend in the pub the more you`ll join in and grow to love it! Give it a few weeks it`ll be all abuse and sexual innuendos.
Do it.... Do it....
cha cha cha
but whatever you do, try not to use whatsapp, or your private light hearted conversations become publicly viewable it seems..........................
I do feel crazy has breached that level of trust we had. I shall delete him from my contacts right now.
Just keep away from Max factor or Rimmel London if you dont like lipsticks...
I was going to make a "Jimmy Saville / Jimmy Somerville" joke, but I feel that I'm too new & don't know you all well enough yet.
That's wise. You don't want to overstep the mark like Crazy has
Westy doesnt even give asn a chance to losd up, he is quick off the mark today with the replies
Overstep the mark???? What? I clearly shot myself in the foot there as I admitted I would be masturbating over Chez's car. It was purely a method of getting him to stop sending me pics of his dog. I don't like animals.
and on that note, i shall send you a pic of a bloke and a chicken......................! ah ha ha!
Surely you'd shoot yourself in the chin
The Dyson was on at the same time.....
Pfft...I have a Sebo my friend. Dyson's are pap.
VAX, you can give it a wash at the same time
this is for crazy!
Nice lego in the background.
i wonder what chez uses that henry hoover for, he got the pink one i see to try and maintain some dignity
Actually its a hetty karlos!
'ohh hettty baby' 'there really is no loss of suction with you is there' - Chez home alone 'cleaning'
right thats it, your getting the bloke with the chicken too!
Don't forget the women sharting on a blokes face...
ooo! yeah! karl will like that!
No mess either! So domesticated our chezzy
I told you not to disturb me when im cleaning my room!
chez you horrible horrible ****er
ah ha ha ha ha har aaagh ha!
love ya too karl!
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