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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. CHEZ
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    [Apr 23, 2013]
    this is a valid punishment for utter barbaric and idiotic foolish driving paul! plus the fact that she tried to lie deserves a dirty sanchez all by itself mate! :laugh:
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    Dave we are gentlemen here!
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    [Apr 23, 2013]
    falcon punch at least?
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    Valid !!!!!!!!!! everybody makes mistakes, however she should of admitted it straight away.

    Had it been my car i've of knocked whoever done it clean out !!!!!
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    Ha, quality. But, that's not what I meant. I meant I slammed her head against it until she admitted it.

    Hahahaha, poop tash!

    (we've now scared any female members away)
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    No we are not, apparently women drive Audis too....;)
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    [Apr 23, 2013]
    yep at least, at most a good pressure wash while naked
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    I wouldn't call it driving Dave. I honestly think kerbs were invented for women, for the same reason as those bumper things in 10 pin bowling...to just bounce women "drivers" back into the road and stop them killing pedestrians.

    Isn't the term a golden shower?
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    [Apr 23, 2013]
    all chances of female visitors to our tent have diminished............ :notme:
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    They would only show us up by getting the gazebo up in under 5 mins and not forget that the BBq is on and burning food, while drinking Beer...;)
    Night all...
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    speaking of bar bee cues dave!!!!!!! "cough" how are you getting on?
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    [Apr 24, 2013]
    take more than that lol
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    I could go off you as a friend..................... we don't all drive like that - i quiet like scaring pedestrians oh and passengers lol x
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    Dang, pub got activity and there be women here as well..........wait, it's not that thing you see in gay clubs where straight women cause they dont want to be hit on by every drunken lout?

    The pub age varies from a 17 year old Reesy to early retirement Dave with 30ish being the average which is also the age group with the most grey hairs than the elders.

    But we accommodate for all ages, sexes and Coastey, to a limit.

    Crazy, I got no idea what broadchruch is and I don't think I want to........ok I do, what is it and why do people get so passionate about it?

    I've spent Monday at longleat, yesterday and today clearing out the loft of the family, mum and dad sold it.

    found some cool toys and console.
    sadly none of my Betamax video players (top loaders) or my old two knob 14" black and white (queue the gay or penis jokes) TV I'm really pissed off about.

    If any one is in to their old record players, Ni to consoles, star wars figures, comics, annuals, records or classic pc games (boxed) let me know. It's all going on eBay
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    Its in the planning stage, ...:sly:
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    So it will be ready for inters next year? :whistle2:
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    All I can say is I'm definitely not masquerading as anybody apart from myself haha.

    Broadchurch was ok - an hour passed on an otherwise boring Monday night.

    Good luck selling your toys :eyebrows:
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Hiyaaaaaa,

    What's everyone doing to day.

    Iv got to sit on the helpdesk again so boring :(
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    That's rich coming from you. You have the biggest vagina here!
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    I'm on a course in reading. Readin has some of the worst traffic I've ever seen! Took me 50 mins to drive 3 miles WTF!
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    :blink:

    A valid point, although I don't technically drive one yet...

    Tsk tsk. Tarring us all with the same brush. I can bowl without the bumpers and I can certainly park without hitting the kerb.

    I am also capable of multitasking and actually finishing DIY jobs when I start them. :p

    I may still visit. But I may now bring a bodyguard with me...

    I shall be mostly pleading the 5th amendment. :happy:
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    you know this how?:whistle2:
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    :asskicking:
    Im not the slowest in here now surely?...:sly:
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    Had to Cough at the DIY statement,,, its not just me then....

    Bodyguard as in mosquito repellent,, or 2 bottles of Russian Standard...:beerchug:
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    you set the bar quite high...
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    The highest! Dusty Dave the car parts hoarder :)
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    [Apr 24, 2013]
    i dunno im nudging that bar at the minute :(
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    You like to nudge fudge too!
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    Haha .. ************
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    You still have like another 8 months haha
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    Lets be honest here, karl is never going to finish his car is he. He's sold his wheels, and he's a student. Students never achieve anything!
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    [Apr 24, 2013]
    you are probably right
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    Kick him while he's down lol
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    Best time to kick someone tbh. Or just as they think its all getting better you batter them back down.
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    [Apr 24, 2013]
    good afternoon!
    i have just shaved my dog!
    that is all! :wtf:
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    Is that a euphemism?
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    no mate!
    i really have been shaving my mut! grooming, if you may! :ninja:
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    Next you'll be telling us you've been combing your beaver...
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    need to do a bit of housework too! so i may be polishing my knob in a bit! :ninja: (door knob)
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    Just the one?

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