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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Brodster

    Brodster Shark Performance in Scotland
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    Go Jardo. Just imagine your excitement when they send you a pallet of these choccie dodgers as compensation.

    I bought the missus a nice huge box of chocs ages ago and when opened the chocolate was like it had been deposited out the back of a dog.....not nice!! Sent a few pics of the box and contents and within a week received 2 of the same box of chocoalates and a £25 cheque for the upset of giving my missus a ****e box of chocs.
     
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  3. s3dave

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    Well done Mr scroatesy.... Parmo heaven awaits..
     
  4. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    and i'm back......
     
  5. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    Didn't notice you was gone.
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I feel so loved :D
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Welldone mate.

    Any chance that they got any thing going where I can work from home?


    That's not bad going.
    But was the 2 extra boxes better than the other one?

    I bought a cookie from sainsbury that had metal bits in it from the machine.
    They sent me £100 cheque..............which I lost :(


    What happened?
     
  8. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Try to stay ;)
     
  9. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's!
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    Westy you can't be a slayer because you have never slayed me.
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Did you ever slay a S3?
    With photographic of video evidence? :)
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I don't believe you've ever slayed an S3 let alone got a certificate to prove it :moa:

    Exactly ;)
     
  12. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's!
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    I slayed 7 of the forums finest at ADI.

    Photographic evidence -
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    We were all there...:p
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Your misses was driving!!
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    How's a picture evidence! Anyway I'm a Jardo Slayer until you prove me wrong. I also have had a certificate made up with authentic watermark and everything lol
     
  15. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's!
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    In the first session, and she still passed an S3.

    It was us that caused the Skoda to blow up, he tried passing the slayer so I told Lou to floor it and we left him for dead.

    Looked back in the mirror to see smoke and flames and him making an exit haha.

    I'll admit probable defeat to Westy in the old car, but only because he is so lovely.
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Was it JoJo and did he break down?
     
  17. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    not work from home but there is two local technician jobs down in lincon if your interested ill get you some details
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    a 5 hour commute.
    That's a long way away. lol
     
  19. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    oh well nothing for you then lol

    you will just have wait out your job and look for other things. but don't work from home you will become fat lol
     
  20. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nothing wrong with working from home.
    I use to do it and it was amazing.
    A lot more productive than I am now.

    Mid morning porn while filling out reports, couple of pints with dinner down the pub with some mates, back home for mid afternoon **** and complete a document or two and then on to the PS2, piss up, bed, sleep. done. :)
     
  21. crazy88

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    I disagreed with a moderator, lesson learnt for next time. ;)
     
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    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    welcome back from the cooler sweet cheeks! :superman:
     
  24. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    LOLZ i disagree with 99% of what jardo says. Should i get banned?
     
  25. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    depends if he has any banning rights and if you call him a retard.
     
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  26. crazy88

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    I said please!
     
  27. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    day off sleep in swiftly spoiled by the noise of my nephew shouting "Alex its time to come play race car" brilliant!
     
  28. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    You sick sick man!
     
  29. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    meh!

    i dont go for children only men i like to feel the body hairs against mine
     
  30. jojo

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    I hope you didn't include me in your 7! I was all over you, the only reason I didn't dive inside to overtake under braking was because you're a shyte driver, and I didn't want to damage my car! :laugh:
     
  31. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Ha!
     
  32. Prawn

    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    If it's video proof of any slaying that's required, I'm happy to contribute this, although it's pretty boring after 1:20, as you lot are all behind the camera.....



    ADI 2011 - YouTube

    J-rod going slowly at 1:00
     
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    Prawn My other car is a MINI!!!!

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    ^^^ and in his defense, everyone else going even slower before that :laugh:
     
  34. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Nobody is challenging your slaying credentials Nick!
     
  35. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    happy friday mofo"s!
    it is absolutely baltic out there today! time for a stella and playstation session plus a parmo! and have a cosy evening in me thinks!
    oh, and the whatsapp videos floating around today off the pub lot are particularly disturbing as ever! :puke:












    well done! :icon_thumright:
     
  36. Jason.s

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    Cant be worse than the video going around the workshop at the minute...contains oral, pooing and jerking then back to oral...Unless of course it is the same video haha.
     
  37. CHEZ

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    hmm!
    dont think i have seen that one! i am intrigued.....
    these involves cheese and false teeth................................
     
  38. Jason.s

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    You dont want to see it lol.
     
  39. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    i do pm sent
     
  40. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    This cheesy vid is horrible. I was nearly sick at my desk!
     
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  41. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    yeah its nasty as :puke:
     
  42. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    no surprise there chez you thrive off rancid borky stuff
     

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