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Go Jardo. Just imagine your excitement when they send you a pallet of these choccie dodgers as compensation.

I bought the missus a nice huge box of chocs ages ago and when opened the chocolate was like it had been deposited out the back of a dog.....not nice!! Sent a few pics of the box and contents and within a week received 2 of the same box of chocoalates and a £25 cheque for the upset of giving my missus a ****e box of chocs.
 
Got me a job! Yey no more poverty scare for me and got my self a two grand pay rise

Welldone mate.

Any chance that they got any thing going where I can work from home?


Go Jardo. Just imagine your excitement when they send you a pallet of these choccie dodgers as compensation.

I bought the missus a nice huge box of chocs ages ago and when opened the chocolate was like it had been deposited out the back of a dog.....not nice!! Sent a few pics of the box and contents and within a week received 2 of the same box of chocoalates and a £25 cheque for the upset of giving my missus a ****e box of chocs.

That's not bad going.
But was the 2 extra boxes better than the other one?

I bought a cookie from sainsbury that had metal bits in it from the machine.
They sent me £100 cheque..............which I lost :(


and i'm back......

What happened?
 
I slayed 7 of the forums finest at ADI.

Photographic evidence -
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We were all there...:p
 
Your misses was driving!!

In the first session, and she still passed an S3.

It was us that caused the Skoda to blow up, he tried passing the slayer so I told Lou to floor it and we left him for dead.

Looked back in the mirror to see smoke and flames and him making an exit haha.

I'll admit probable defeat to Westy in the old car, but only because he is so lovely.
 
oh well nothing for you then lol

you will just have wait out your job and look for other things. but don't work from home you will become fat lol
 
oh well nothing for you then lol

you will just have wait out your job and look for other things. but don't work from home you will become fat lol

Nothing wrong with working from home.
I use to do it and it was amazing.
A lot more productive than I am now.

Mid morning porn while filling out reports, couple of pints with dinner down the pub with some mates, back home for mid afternoon **** and complete a document or two and then on to the PS2, **** up, bed, sleep. done. :)
 
I slayed 7 of the forums finest at ADI.

Photographic evidence -
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We were all there...:p

I hope you didn't include me in your 7! I was all over you, the only reason I didn't dive inside to overtake under braking was because you're a shyte driver, and I didn't want to damage my car! :laugh:
 
the only reason I didn't dive inside to overtake under braking was BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY STATED IN THE BRIEFING THAT YOU MUST NOT OVERTAKE UNDER BRAKING FOR SAFETY REASONS, and because you're a shyte driver :laugh:

If it's video proof of any slaying that's required, I'm happy to contribute this, although it's pretty boring after 1:20, as you lot are all behind the camera.....



ADI 2011 - YouTube

J-rod going slowly at 1:00
 
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happy friday mofo"s!
it is absolutely baltic out there today! time for a stella and playstation session plus a parmo! and have a cosy evening in me thinks!
oh, and the whatsapp videos floating around today off the pub lot are particularly disturbing as ever! :puke:












well done! :icon_thumright:
 
Cant be worse than the video going around the workshop at the minute...contains oral, pooing and jerking then back to oral...Unless of course it is the same video haha.
 
hmm!
dont think i have seen that one! i am intrigued.....
these involves cheese and false teeth................................