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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

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    Is underwear even essential?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Depends if you freak out during the interview and run out with your trousers round your ankles.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'd just be worried about getting a semi over any hot office women! It seems there are hot office women in every office except mine :(
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    pics fred?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Duck tape and a cup.
    sorted.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Of his semi?
    WTF?!?!?
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    of the dubious ladies! silly
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    However I will take a copy of the semi photo please...
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    This will probably happen. I best wear pants
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Good man.

    Do you have any thing to decrypt a passworded word document?

    Yes i've googled it reesy.
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    hmm there is way to do it, i don't seem to remember, the answer is definitely on Google as iv done it before.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I got a couple of data dictionary based ones running at the moment.
    the online decryption ones work but they want £30 to fully do the document and I'm not paying that.

    I might have found a free one but I'll have to get it when I get home.
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    HA!
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    Can you read mate! They are in every office BUT mine.
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    unfortunately chez can not read, he was born with a common disease called been simple. no matter what help was given to poor chez as a child and the inferior man he is to day, there was and is no cure for his simpleness. the only thing we can do is hope he stays away from sharp objects and electrical things with wet fingers.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You must work in a ****y office.
    every office I worked in had at least 2 fitties to look at and follow to the coffee machine.

    Don't ever work in a military establishment.
    I swear they are just blokes with stuffed bras and skirts.

    Sure?
    I thought it was the stella.
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    And employ me!

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    id Smash your back door in! OOOOSH
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    Looks like you're about to stand up at the old bailey on charges of sex crimes.
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    so you are saying your office only has blokes there? no females at all? wow that is odd!
    even my manky engineering factory has some ladies/females/things with skirts and long hair!
    on the plus side i suppose fred, i suppose the ladies toilets are nice and clean then, when you need to take a dump! :yes:
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    WOW! nice wallpaper fur coat!
    thats some crazy brown psychedelic 70"s wall covering going on there dude! :ohmy:
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    yeah man, that's my mams well expensive wall paper.

    scott that's after my interview that i have to go on trail for my war crimes..


    SK id let you as long as you were in your jokers outfit!
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    Poor Westy not having anything nice to look at where as i can look at the receptionist all day and picture her in the porno she did that we`ve all seen lol.
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    best post I've read in a long time!!!
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    LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    *** LOL!

    and Scott just go on google and type in Leah Farrell the softest touch lol.
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    Lmao :D
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    This is the greatest day in scotts life.
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    Whats in the bad deep throatsy? Kitkat Chunky Fudge you`ve been crying about? lol.
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    I wish there was a bag full of fudge kit Kat chunky's In my possession. Pikey as kit kat. Picking the mint one instead of the fudge one
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    She wasn't on reception the other Saturday when I came down :(
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    I'm off home.
    See you lads tomorrow.
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    She doesnt work saturdays lol. You`ll have to come in during the week or just go and download the videos and watch.
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    I'll go over the video with my 3rd eye :sex:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    There's more than one?


    Hang on, why do I even care? Lol


    Oooo she's on Twitter!!
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    She`s on everything lol! Only have to put the name into google and see how much pops up. Well i think theres 3 different ones but all contain the same sort of thing. Just different clothes of lack of...
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    Got me a job! Yey no more poverty scare for me and got my self a two grand pay rise
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