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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Is underwear even essential?
     
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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Depends if you freak out during the interview and run out with your trousers round your ankles.
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'd just be worried about getting a semi over any hot office women! It seems there are hot office women in every office except mine :(
     
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    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    pics fred?
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Duck tape and a cup.
    sorted.
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Of his semi?
    WTF?!?!?
     
  8. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    of the dubious ladies! silly
     
  9. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    However I will take a copy of the semi photo please...
     
  10. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    This will probably happen. I best wear pants
     
  11. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Good man.

    Do you have any thing to decrypt a passworded word document?

    Yes i've googled it reesy.
     
  12. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    hmm there is way to do it, i don't seem to remember, the answer is definitely on Google as iv done it before.
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I got a couple of data dictionary based ones running at the moment.
    the online decryption ones work but they want £30 to fully do the document and I'm not paying that.

    I might have found a free one but I'll have to get it when I get home.
     
  14. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    HA!
     
  15. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Can you read mate! They are in every office BUT mine.
     
  16. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    unfortunately chez can not read, he was born with a common disease called been simple. no matter what help was given to poor chez as a child and the inferior man he is to day, there was and is no cure for his simpleness. the only thing we can do is hope he stays away from sharp objects and electrical things with wet fingers.
     
  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    You must work in a ****y office.
    every office I worked in had at least 2 fitties to look at and follow to the coffee machine.

    Don't ever work in a military establishment.
    I swear they are just blokes with stuffed bras and skirts.

    Sure?
    I thought it was the stella.
     
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  18. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    And employ me!
     

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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    id Smash your back door in! OOOOSH
     
  20. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Looks like you're about to stand up at the old bailey on charges of sex crimes.
     
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    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    so you are saying your office only has blokes there? no females at all? wow that is odd!
    even my manky engineering factory has some ladies/females/things with skirts and long hair!
    on the plus side i suppose fred, i suppose the ladies toilets are nice and clean then, when you need to take a dump! :yes:
     
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    WOW! nice wallpaper fur coat!
    thats some crazy brown psychedelic 70"s wall covering going on there dude! :ohmy:
     
  24. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    yeah man, that's my mams well expensive wall paper.

    scott that's after my interview that i have to go on trail for my war crimes..


    SK id let you as long as you were in your jokers outfit!
     
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    Poor Westy not having anything nice to look at where as i can look at the receptionist all day and picture her in the porno she did that we`ve all seen lol.
     
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    Jay A3 More power

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    best post I've read in a long time!!!
     
  27. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    16Klappe I <3 Panda's!
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    *** LOL!

    and Scott just go on google and type in Leah Farrell the softest touch lol.
     
  31. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Lmao :D
     
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    This is the greatest day in scotts life.
     
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    Whats in the bad deep throatsy? Kitkat Chunky Fudge you`ve been crying about? lol.
     
  34. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I wish there was a bag full of fudge kit Kat chunky's In my possession. Pikey as kit kat. Picking the mint one instead of the fudge one
     
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    She wasn't on reception the other Saturday when I came down :(
     
  36. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I'm off home.
    See you lads tomorrow.
     
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    She doesnt work saturdays lol. You`ll have to come in during the week or just go and download the videos and watch.
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'll go over the video with my 3rd eye :sex:
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    There's more than one?


    Hang on, why do I even care? Lol


    Oooo she's on Twitter!!
     
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    She`s on everything lol! Only have to put the name into google and see how much pops up. Well i think theres 3 different ones but all contain the same sort of thing. Just different clothes of lack of...
     
  41. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Got me a job! Yey no more poverty scare for me and got my self a two grand pay rise
     
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