Feb 17, 2011
And sleep with Damo again hahaha
i take it your referring to my blow up clone?
well, he wont be there this year the real mccoy will be!
but if damo wants a cuddle i am sure i can sort him out!
You'd crush the little Hobbit manchild!!
Its not the happy dance that im use to lol
Get my keys today *****tards!
What's that song you sing when your happy?
If your happy and you know it, bum a dog.
Just had a school dinner it was awesome ! Treacle rolly Polly is where its at !
Want to explain to us exactly why you're in a school!? You pretending to be the new teacher again...
I do miss cornflake cake with pink custard yum
cornflake cake sure...pink custard with it WTF?
im an infrastructure engineer i support school lol
i could of had that as well mmm i should of asked for both
you have never lived until you've had pink custard
i like you
Only cause you can't handle a drink either
it means i wont be alone the next morning when i feel like DEATH and you wont just laugh at me
The funny thing is....i can get absolutely battered like above. Wake up fresh as a daisy early morning and get straight back on it. I dont get hangovers
The event the first picture was taken at i`d be getting up at 8ish, roll out the tent and be straight on the voddy. So whilst some of you might outlast me i bet i`ll be the first back on it in the morning
Few years ago in Tenerife i got smashed, couldnt remember how i got back to the hotel, passed out on the balcony. Woke up in the morning with a dry mouth and solved that issue with a vodka and coke.
I could post handfuls of pictures of me asleep in bars or at shows but i`ll be straight back on it first thing whilst everyone else is hanging to fk.
Surely this is because you stop drinking and start sleeping hours before everyone else?
Maybe could look at it that way on some occasions but not always.
Not all of us are hardened drinkers like Westy drinking wine and Stella nearly every night of the week
I seem to have given you the wrong impression! I've not been drinking much since new years eve so my tolerance levels are quite low at the moment. I'm on the lash next saturday for my mates birthday so I'll see how I get on. I suspect that by the time I get to inters I'll be total ****e and won't even want to drink. Karl and I will be on the fizzy pop
haha its only because i used to check the pub to see you always saying the wine or stella was flowing. True i havent seen it for some time.
Seems the issue when you dont drink much for a while it doesnt take much for the fuzz to decend upon the eyes and it all gets a bit hazey. Think i`ll have to build myself up on the drinking the closer i get to inters. Tempted to buy a bottle of my favourite Absinthe to bring along...
Hapsburg - Gold Label Premium Reserve - Absinthe - TheDrinkShop.com
You know someone likes a drink when they have a favourite Absinthe.
i think i only drank 3 times all of last year.
this year might be even less, so when i do drink, its like a teenager on his 18th birthday, a MESS!
That`d be my 3rd bottle. Havent bought any for a long time though. Did you get a glimpse of the percentage? 89.9%...Got a proper Absinthe spoon and glass to go with it lol.
That stuff gets you a whole different kind of drunk...
Absinthe in fecking evil. I remember about 12 years ago when that stuff could only be sold by pubs holdi a special license. Used to be peopl chucking their guts up after a fee of them!
Think the most legally you can have percentage wise in this country is 70% and 10mg of thujone which is the stuff that makes you see things. There is a bottle i`ve been meaning to buy for years which has 100mg of thujone..enough for it to actually sit in the bottom of the bottle. King Gold Absinthe.
Problem is the price...
Absinth King of Spirits Gold - Genuine Thujone Absinth Gold online.
id rather drink dinosaur slash
Be cheaper to just by a big bag of funny fugus!
Blew a boost hose on the out side lane on the a19 at full chat.... Pants officially shat in !
Which hose? Bet it woke you up!
Turbo to dv hard pipe 90 degree hose.
Yeah man looked out of the rear view expecting to see bits of turbo and valves flying out of the exhaust lol
can you explain why superkarl likes you while you lay there In that picture with carpet burns on your knees lol
got told i will be getting laid off on the 28th ! wooo....
so need a new job..
erm... anyone want to buy some crack ?
lol was a graze from playing football at the show tournament. Got a bit rough whilst i was drunk and starting hacking people down.
That suck donkey **** scroatsey! Are you just lookin for i.t jobs or anything thats going with decent hours?
Anything really mate. I should be getting an interview this week for an 18 month contractor's job
Good luck mate.
Sucks bout being let go but at least you know its happening....................they giving you redundancy?
Don't they have to give you like 3 months notice depending on your length of time there?
Interview tomorrow afternoon its with the same company but in a different team, 18 month contract. So I get continued service so after 18 months ill get all my redundancy money
that's not bad going.
Good luck mate.
yeah good luck creosote!
just dont wear your pink trainers to the interview ok! :thumbsup:
okay dad i wont wear my pink shoes! lol
And clean underwear.
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