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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. crazy88
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Chez, how's the golf tournament? Have you seen Tigers wood yet?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I woke up this morning and the only thing I was looking forward to in work was having a latte.
    Is that wrong?


    Does any one else watch How I Met Your Mother?
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    Just doing a poo so I thought I'd drop in and say hello...

    Scott I don't watch that doesn't seem to good to me.

    Been playing far cry 3 on the sexbox its a pretty good game.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Its not bad really mate.
    I enjoy it.

    I got far cry but my PC won't play it.
    So I'm off to buy a new GPU in a couple of weeks.
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    i have farcry 3 too coatesy, and it is a good game mate!
    its bloody massive and will take ages to complete i think! i must give it a go again!
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    you need a new CPU as well and a new MB plus RAM

    yes mate its a wicked game, pew pew take that mother *****ing pirates!


    so on the way home from work i made my crappy day go bad to good...

    when i first got my a3 and started modding it lightly on the way to work i tried to race a silve ibiza cupra and i got smoked. soooo on the way home, said ibiza cupra is behind me coming of the round about up my back side, i thought ha he must remember smoking me. not this time. BWARRPP TISHH bye bye.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Bahh.
    I'll be fine with my set up.
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    Or just buy a proper console and be done with it. No upgrades necessary.
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    well busy productive day for chez in the chez rez!
    the small lawn we have is pants, and i mean very thread bare grass, always water logged and spongey and pretty pants overall really!
    i long for a little piece of stripey, flat lush putting green type of grass area for my child and dog to play on!
    so after a chat with a champion leak grower at work got a few pointers!
    basically, i have been digging my garden up today!
    and not just turning it over in a cak handed gay way either!
    i am talking digging 8 inches down, (i have a good measuring stick for this),
    removing all of what i have dug up, by bagging up and putting in the avant boot! 20 bags full of clay can really test your suspension out!:drool:
    and i have barely covered an 1/8th of the area i need to shift yet!
    but when finished it will look the muts!
    then fill in with 2 tons of pea gravel and then around 3 tons of top soil before i can think about planting high grade grass seed!
    (not that dutch shizzle either coatsey!)
    then , voila, a super dooper lawn, that i have made!
    anyway, enough of the alan titchmarshe craic,
    other than that, i have decided to pack in the tiger woods, as it is making me drink like a fish and has made me have the odd ciggy, here and there, as every time i play my mate over the road, when he has a cigarette after a game i have been sneaking off over his house for a tobacco fix!
    the guilt is kicking in now, as i had quit for over 2 years prior to this!
    so that is getting put in the bin,
    also,
    i am only going to drink at weekends now, as i am starting to become a bit of a piss head these days!
    other than that, all is good!
    how is everyone else? :search:
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Evening ladies. Hope all are well!

    Good to see your motor is still putting a smile on your face coatsey.

    Chez i feel your pain with the smoke, im currentley trying to cut down and eventually give up, not doing very well tho, fair play for the two year stint, its a suductive mistress the old nicotene.

    Scott get an xbox, and the obd will be posted this week i promise lol.

    As for me i have a date for the keys to my new house :) been a manic few weeks and the next lot will be no diffrent. But looking forward to it.
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    *** essay there Chez. Glad to hear you are stopping being an alco. The first step is to admit it ;) you will defeat the pimms, you will defeat it!

    Garden sounds good, but we need pics.
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    Is it just me or has anyone else noticed how our wrapper DamoH has changed lately lol

    [​IMG]

    Chris.
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    ha chez you dirty bag head, sneaking tabs.

    since iv stopped smoking iv put loads of weight on and can i fook get rid of it :( think i might start doing meth or something to loose some weight.

    everyone seen them pictures of niki minaj and her massive arse. very nice!
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    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/112998-nicki-minaj.html :thumbsup:
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    hahahaha
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    She is digusting. Dirty swamp donkey needs shooting.
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    yep she is a bit of a stinker!
    coatesy, that pic is mint!
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    she has huge boobs though and ghetto booty, but yeah shes a Doyle.

    picture makes me giggle all the time.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    but you still would..........or is that just me?
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    tumbleweed
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    Busy busy!
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    Yeah i would....club her over the head with a bat!
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    then bum her ? ooh right cave man aren't you jason
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    What ever works really.

    More for violent and damaging than "Does this smell of chloroform to you?"
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    Its wiked wednesday, time to get smashed..... At home, by myself. Awkward :/
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    Haha I always use that line, or "hey can you tell me what this cloth smells like?"
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Or brace yo self foooooo!
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    16Klappe Princess Slayer

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    Just took my 12th trophy in the arcade :D
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Then his penis fell off!
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    I'm not even gonna ask how you know? :sex:
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    im going to guess it was through disappointment..
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    s3clarke Money grabbing s3!

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    yeaaa id let her sit on my face, f*ck it haha
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    But the question is would you let her also pedal your ears ?
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    FRIDAY!!

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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Well i will tell you anyway :D

    Long story short, it was a tragic windmilling happy dance!

    The end.
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    Haha everyone does this.

    Don't lie you all know you have tried it at some point in your life.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Yup and the imaginary fishing line gag :) my lady loves that lmao.
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    Haha yes! All lady's love penis related fun stuff
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    just maned up and applied for a new job. up to 25k a year. doubt ill get it like but still.

    maning up was the most part of it
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    Manning up is major, especially with the lack of job security about. Good luck fella.

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