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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Z germans!


    On another note, someone has robbed both number plates off the tt, so im guessing theres going to be a few bilks today and maybe a post office or two done over. Bloody annoying because i now have to buy more plates!
     
  2. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    hahaha pikey as that, thats what you get for having a vagina car... if you had an a3/s3 the people will of thought you were a nut case instead of a hairdresser :lmfao:
     
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  3. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha they would of seen the stanced out beast and thought transvestite nutter more like.

    The tt is being sold in the new year now, and im nearly 100% going to get a cupra r, anyone comment what an s3 is like for a a new borns car seat cott thing in the back, room wise?
     
  4. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    you should buy my girlfriends lcr its black, murdered out, full blueflame tbe, forge tip, 007p and big jr filter. serviced by my sexy hands
     
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  5. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'll stick with them, of course I will. I'm gettin fed up with the way Wenger won't slate his team in public. He can't keep defending them and saying that the effort was good when they played like total ****. The whole team needs a bloody good shaking up!
     
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  6. Sandra

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    ​Coatesy, enjoy your meet later on, i look forward to reading all about it, and dont forget the camera, i want pics in the events section tonight please. Enjoy. :) x
     
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  7. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ah just for the fact that your cheeks will of been on the passenger seat is a good enough reason to buy your mrs lcr ;)

    Seriousley though febuary march time ill be looking, so if you are selling and you do an asn price drop for your internet stalker then ill most likely have it.

    Westy put the world to rights, who would be your no.1 replacement? I dont see much out there apart from di matteo or mourinho. I mean they spent about £50m this year on players and havent achieved anything.
     
  8. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Oh I know what pictures you want to see later on tonight, we all know there not ones from the meet....


    You want to see the ones of ma belly ! Haha


    I'm not a tourist but ill do my best to take some photos.
     
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    CHEZ moderately amusing
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    speaking of dogging............................
    how is your mut undercoat?
     
  10. Sandra

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    Lmao, dream on young man, the car pics will be sufficent thanks, lol. Dont want you scaring other members or the pub crew. :angrymod: Haha. :) x
     
  11. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    haha dont lie to the boys in the pub, you would love my belly it looks the same as chewbacca's belly x
     
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  12. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    dog is still in doggy hospital, but it turns out he has no tumors in his body :rockwoot:

    hes just got a poorly heart and hes seeing the heart specialist tomorrow.
     
  13. s3dave

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    Evening guys...

    Is chez in a corner yet full off stella,, muttering/singing jingle bells yet?...;)

    Have you been on your work doo?
     
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    still here dave! just lurking!
    no work do for me this year! cant be bothered to go! too many brown nosed yes men that cant handle there liquor making nuisances of themselves!
     
  15. Sandra

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    Evening dave, its a bit quiet in here tonight, where is everyone? :) x
     
  16. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Iv just got back from our little meet. Was nice to meet new people. Shame it was like minus three thousand degrees out side.

    Didn't take any photos so here's one of my belly ....
     

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    Lmao, i see why the lads call you furcoatesy, thank you, that brightened up my morning, was expecting a nice car pic, least the -4 shouldnt of been too cold for you, lol. The boys will all have saved a copy of that pic. :) :jester:.x
     
  18. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha yes I'm a super hairy mo fo, this is what makes me 25x sexier.....

    It must be due to the chemical works that are near where I live. Or I'm the living proof of evolution as I'm still evolving for an ape x
     
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    ​Lol, its mighty quiet in the pub today Furcoatsey, think the boys are scared to come in, lol. :) x
     
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I think they must all be pulling there puddings still over the picture of my belly haha x
     
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    I wouldnt loke to make a comment on that, lol. :) x
     
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    Its like a stab wound on a gorillas back!
     
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  23. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Ahaha quality
     
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    I thought it was a satellite image from sputnik of the grand canyon...:think: wondered why it was in colour...:happy:
     
  25. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    To be fair coatsey that is not hairy, i have a forest compared to that bit of fluff that a bit of milk and a cat couldnt sort out!lmao
     
  26. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday Its Friday its Friday
     
  27. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    It's Friday and next week I'm only in for 3 days then off till the 2nd :yahoo:

    Got a party tomorrow, so will have a good old drink up.
     
  28. s3dave

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    Work doo tonight ....:arco:

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    Holy **** tits I got munted last night.

    I know how uncool and unbelievable it is to "brag" about how much you drank, but honestly I drunk more than I ever comprehended humanly possible last night. Free bar, ****ers that I work with egging me on to down everything, quids getting thrown in triple vodka redbulls constantly, downing cocktails in milk bottles.

    It was light when I got home, and I just had a two and a half hour long bath.

    I think that says it all. :)
     
  30. s3dave

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    You got home at 8?.....:beerchug:
     
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    :slapped::beerchug:
     
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    Was a good night then Jardo? :) x
     
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    It was a good laugh indeed.

    Did you get up to anything? Watch any films?
     
  34. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    its my work Christmas party tonight, im going to get so pissed that i shat my pants ! wooo! :beerchug:
     
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    ha ha! look at the disgust/envy on that young ladies face in that pic! quality :p

    have a good one david and try and keep your clothes on! there"s a good lad! :thumbsup:
     
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    We dont want a pic of that now. Have a great night out furcoatesy. Lets see how much you remember in the morning. Enjoy. :) x
     
  37. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha you want more photos you! Bet your desktop background is my belly :p

    Cheers ill enjoy my self x
     
  38. Sandra

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    lmao, my desktop and iphine/ipad pic is of a gorgeous R8 V10 Spyder in red, sorry to disappoint you, your pic can stay in the pub, lol. Have fun young man. :) x
     
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    I love Gavin and Stacey so so so much.

    "I'm sorry if I've forgotten what romance looks like. You pathetic sack of ****."

    I'm currently wrapped up in a duvet sipping orange juice, eating Reeses peanut butter cups and watching Gavin and Stacey with the bird sat on my shoulder.
     
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