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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. mikeyg

    mikeyg Member

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    uh oh

    :puke2:
     
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    ****. Sorry, wrong thread, I meant to post it in the 'Pics of Your Mrs' thread.

    :undwech:
     
  4. Westy

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    I never work!
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    aythree, you win again with that one! Absolutely brilliant. Is it wrong that I have a semi?
     
  6. Sarah's A3

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    lol, its Aythrees poster girl!!!!

    Crazy you really need help matey if you do have one! Go visit Aythrees gym to calm down a bit!
     
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    If it is wrong to have a semi over that then I'll see you in hell. :eyebrows:
     
  8. crazy88

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    High fives all round as we spit roast that beauty! mmm mmm.
     
  9. Westy

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    Only a semi!!!!

    Mine's fully loaded.
     
  10. mikeyg

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    I would be slighlty scared nailing a bird who had bigger muscles than me, although i bet she could give me one hell of a ****!
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao:

    She'd break it in half dude.
     
  12. Westy

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    I'm cracking up at my desk here lads, this is pure gold.
     
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    I think that photo was taken at the wrong time of the month too.
     
  14. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Same, I haven't laughed this much at work for a long time...
     
  15. mikeyg

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    Maybe she could numb the pain before the snip! Beat it to within an inch of its life!
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    She does look proper scary.... Lets be fair, it would be a paper bag job...
     
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    Two paper bags.
    One for her head and one for mine, just in case hers falls off!
     
  18. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That's an interesting point. A tranquilliser gun would probably be useful as well, after all, she does vaguely resemble a bear and Mr T's love child.
     
  19. mikeyg

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    Ive heard the bag over the head can be quite pleasurable
     
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    Before or after the snip? :sadlike:
     
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    Anniversary present for Sunday is now decided. Thanks mate! I'm trusting you on this, she had better like it.
     
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    Tranquilliser/ rohypnol, it's all the same.
     
  24. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    uh, whats going on? I go out for 2 hours and the world goes mad!
     
  25. mikeyg

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    Trust me mate she will love it, would i lie to you??











    Just dont come running this way if it goes a little wrong!But if you can sneak your mobile in your prison suit then you can still post on here!!
     
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    Surely if I draw a picture of her sisters face on it she'll be ok with it?
     
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    I cant see why not.And to be fair she neednt know as she will only be looking at the inside of the bag.
     
  28. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    WOW, i've missed abit.
    I don't even want to ask what Aythree pic was about. :|

    Any one had hailstones?
    We just had a hailstone storm for about 5mins.
    Its like 12 degrees out side!!
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    2nd interview :yahoo:

    Which was an interesting phone call to handle whilst in the office
     
  30. mikeyg

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    Good news mate! Bet you was very cagey on the phone! Ive had a call like that at work before,so decided to go outside and take it.But that probably looks even more suspicious!
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    yeah bloody good news, they were supposed to let me know on Wednesday so I had assumed the worst.

    I just kind of said yes a lot haha.

    This job would set me up for life I reckon, I want it bad!
     
  32. Sandra

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    Nope, Brilliant sunshine here in Scotland.
     
  33. mikeyg

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    Didnt realise the sun did actually shine up there!
     
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    Congrats mate! Good luck with all that then.

    I can't imagine there's anything much more awkward than a call at work regarding another job ha.
     
  35. Sandra

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    Off course it does, just not that often, lol.
     
  36. mikeyg

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    Ha ha,well make the most of it when it does then!
     
  37. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nice one mate.
    Hope it goes well.

    Its ok, we got sun back now. :)
     
  38. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Bored.
    Much happening for anyone else on a friday night?
     
  39. Sandra

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    Not much happenning tonight, maybe a movie or some music, a game of Left 4 Dead 2 on steam and probably some retail therapy tomorrow , since its forecast for rain, lol. Moto gp followed by F1 on Sunday
     
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  40. mikeyg

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    Not much happened for me last night either, chilled out with the missus and watched a film, bed at 10pm!

    And now im at work for a change!!
     
  41. Sandra

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    Watched transporter then a quick game of left4dead2. Sun is shining and its nice and warm so will go do something outside. Shame that you have to work.
     
  42. mikeyg

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    It is a shame! But i finish at 12 so at least can have an afternoon. As long as the weather is nice can take my boys to the carnival!!
     

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