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  1. Jason.s
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    Make time lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    You guys having a refit as well?
    Our local branch is having a refit, looks so far.
    There has been a couple of annoyed customers who have to wait for parts and sale people to turn up to the porta cabins.

    That's not man food.
    Well, it is if you're kind of gay.
    Peanut, mini man nuts.
    Protein bar, full of mini man nut jizz.
    Chocolate milk, cause you're into skatting.

    Man up ***** and make time.



    Morning y'all.
    I want to learn the banjo, so when I go my own house with a porch or some form of decking, I can sit there with my rocking chair or chair swing (I've always wanted a rocking chair or chair swing on the porch/decking), I can sit there and play it while yelling "get off my land" In some form of mixed up bristolian, devon, south american style accent while launching last week's pasties at people via my pasty gun.
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    Yeah it's the new VW standards thing where we must have a 10 car showroom and this that and the other. While we're at it just about everything else on the building is getting done.
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    It looks good so far.

    I might have to pop in and buy some bits, stare at the fit tall blond and take a look.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    You're living in a dream world!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    Its easy if you really wanted to.
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    No it's not! I have rooms to decorate and stuff on TV to watch before I get any free time for the PS3.
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    Multi task.

    I often watch a episode of star trek while playing star trek.
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    I'm seriously going to hurt you when I see you next
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    what you doing with one of my childhood photos...
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    Using it to baite Westy.
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    ah ha ha!
    then..........................................

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    followed by...........................

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    :lmfao:
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    chez i do not want to know what you searched to find that!!!

    i bet **** like that is saved in your search engine
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    you might be right superduperkarlito!
    you want any more throwncam whatsapp pics dude?
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    NO!
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    [Nov 14, 2012]
    Morning lads,


    What's happening?
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    Morning Scott,

    I'm having serious rage issues with work, I'm just going to start windmilling punches around the office....

    Fk this is it Friday yet..


    Also see we didn't win out 130 million..
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    thats because i won it.

    see ya
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    Yeah but you didn't... You mad bro !
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    I saw skyfall last night and it was wicked.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    COD has taken over my life again sadly - amazing how it happens. I should be building an engine...
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    Westy, was it?
    I keep hearing mixed reviews.

    Welly, I know what you mean but I've given up with COD. I'm hooked on Darksiders II.
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    Yes mate I thought it was really good. It took the classic Bond mix and made it a bit more rough and rugged. Bonds enemy in it was class and the performance was similar to that of Heath Ledger as the joker in Batman. There will always be conflicting opinions. I'm a very difficult person to please with films and there aren't many that score highly with me but this was very enjoyable.
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    obviously this doesn't apply to films with tits and fanny in?
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    Watched it last week with the missus, it was good yes, a bit old school, non of the usual special tools and weapons we've been use to in recent Bond films. They kind of killed the old cast of an put in the new ones with this film*, even killing the Ast... I'll let you watch it yourself.


    *spoiler alert!
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    Yeah but they have to try and keep it fresh, plus one of those characters takes it right back to the roots of Bond which I loved. Roll on the next film.
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    I'm in the next bond film.. my characters name is big sexy. I seduce men and women then kill them with a rubber fist made from rubber...

    I take on the roll of big sexy that is bonds enemy because he scuttled bond when he was an orphan. The twist of the story is big sexy is big and sexy and ends up destroying bonds rear end that much that in the bond film after this one, he's in a wheel chair...
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    Re written. :laugh:
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    haha jojo i think we should work together and write films...


    woo got both parts of my bumper just need to painting now but i should test fit first to make sure they fit with them not been real ones... shouldn't make much difference my false bottom half fitted fine last time.
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    Lmao no worries about turning this place into a wine bar or the blue oyster!

    00scroatsey, her majestys strap on at your service. I like my seamen shaken not stirred ;)

    Jojo why encourage the homoness, you know the mods will throw a fanny fit!
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    Jojo has no choice to encourage the homoness after all on a weekend he's called coco and does anything for a little bit of money and dirty talk ;)
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    i enjoyed skyfall too fred.
    they sort of took it back to basics, like you say, more rugged, a bit darker.
    i still prefer le chifre in casino royale though, he was an awesome villain!
    as for judi dench, it wasnt a choice that she left, health reasons means she has to. I liked their relationship though, i dont think it will be the same with the new M.

    by the way i dont care that im saying all this, because if you havent seen it already, you dont deserve to watch it
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    Stella, football, and a tash. It doesn't get much more manly then that :beerchug:
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    EH HEM! care to tell the boys what you told me the other day about your 'manly' tash???
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    Tell them what? That it's dyed?! I dont care. I was telling people it was died last year. I'm still more manly then chez lol.
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    Beer + Football + Chinese = :arco:

    until Sweden scored...:noway:
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    So is coco a stage name? We all know yours is coleen!

    Im not a massive fan of the daniel craig as jimbo bond, i couldnt watch much of quantum of solace and vowed never to put myself through that again without taking some sort of halousagenic . But everyone has raved about this one, may have to get it on dvd :)

    On a side note anyone use netflix?
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    You have dyed your facial hair.....:lmfao: What colour minge red..:lmfao:


    Sorry mate,,, but that is fcn funny...
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