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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.
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yeah well so what my car does 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds and my penis is bigger than yours and my black dogs blacker than yours and my dads harder than yours and your mams fanny is bigger than my mams and my nan's next door but one's, grandson's best friends girlfriends brothers, mate who he goes to college with knows this lad on the internet who's mam's dad used to know Muhammad ali!
I get better MPG than you all.
jardo is like that old guy that used to be into cars in the 70s or something, thinking that lotus cortinas and pinto escorts still have what it takes to compete in the modern world.
you listen, and you respect they used to be fast, and desireable, but you giggle inside because you know how wrong they are and if you could only show them they'd cry and be put back in place. but you dont, because they love there little 70s car world, so you leave them thinking that their cortina is like the rs3 of today. And in everyones mind at least, all is well.
in 10-20 years time, when s3's have 400hp standard, jardos little hacked up A3 will STILL be faster
If anybody wants to buy a piece of A3 history...
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Slagging off his mate tut tut lol.
Meh, the blokes a ****.
He made a huge long thread about how ****ed the A3 was and listed every single possible problem (many which didn't exist) and called me out in front of the whole forum. Seeing as the entire forums knowledge pool is less than SK's they lapped it up, I offered him every penny he paid back and he said "I wouldn't even give it back to you, you ripped me off." Now I am not allowed to post for sale threads on the forum.
In the time he owned the car he kept coming up with new ****, first it threw a rod, the the turbo blew up, then he snapped a coil on the suspension...never an posts about actually fixing it though.
When his mate purchased it he made a thread about how awesome the car was and how he can't believe how great it is.
Sounds a grade A douche
Damn that's not nice. Shame we never managed to get that brands hatch track day done in january before you sold it
£250 for S3 brakes.
That seems alot.
Lmao at the knowledge pool
Jardo let's be honest now, your old car was a *** mess compared to what you have now externally alone. You wrecked that car trying to make it fast enough to compete with s3's. Pushed the standard hardware far too much just to try and prove a point you never could prove. It turned into a moderately quick timebomb, as anyone trying to make a ko3 car fast will ackowledge.
Whatever you do, please please please don't ruin your new one, it looks a peach, and hasn't been strung to death. If you want it to be fast, mod it right for god sake.
He's on a 2nd bumper already.
That's right boys and girls. What you see there is two brass solder ring 90* pipes which were destined to lead a very boring life in a domestic water system...On a boiler or maybe a radiator. Now they are living the high life, as 400bhp and 22psi safe elbows for my coldside kit. Exciting huh!
Go Creation Motorsport; you bunch of minges.
Also worth noting that I have two charge pipes; which basically makes my car a twin turbo system.
Im going to tell mrs jardo to batter him for fcn the car up.....
Your all proper gay for talking about car stuff on a male dating site...
Erm err I mean err...
that's my input for the night. Going to go play with some tittys now.
not me you dont with your auto box and lack of 6th gear Scott
Thats what we like to see in true geordie fashion....... FIGHT..fcn parmo in lasses hair and everything.......
Dont go for a quick blast with cake ingredients in your passenger footwell...
That is very true but you are not a member of **** swing society thats full of BHP hungry 8L owners.
I don't even have a 5th gear mate. Lol
Ahh missing me you pair of pillow biters
basically 2 turbos make a twin turbo system not 2 charge pipes. And where the hell did you just pull the imaginary figure of 400bhp?
That's what I rate these connectors too, after extensive in house R&D I worked out that if these are capable of dealing with household water pressure they are more than capable of holding 25psi, which given the right blower could well make 400bhp.
Reesy seems to bring you in to most conversations as of late, I think he wants to bum you in the back of his estate..
Says the man with CM hoses all over his engine bay
Man crush me thinks! I wouldnt go near reesey, heard his a right minger lol.
But we dont have SOOT on our bellends...
I need a fcn drink!!
I'm on the train headin to London for the arsenal game, stella in hand
You know when people say watch that kurb you will take your bumper off....
There's me at five to one on a Saturday afternoon putting my snapped off front bumper back on the cable ties in Tesco car park. Fk yeah way to spend your weekend.
Do you like other peoples misfortune lol
No need for pictures it just looks like a normal car with some extra cable ties on it... Use you imagination.
I'm pissed... Beer please
No beer for you today, you need your pennies to fix the bumper young man. x
New bumper ordered both parts 60 quid..
Just need my mate to paint it now when it comes..
There's always money for beers Sandra x
scott , disregard davids deragatory comment regarding our immensely fuel efficient and super high torque, fantastically roomy and well made auto mobiles mate!
anywho ,i for one enjoy having a bell like a chimney sweep!
Another sh1tty football result. I left early to get an early train so I can get back, go for a meal and sink a few more beers. Got a day of house work and decorating tomorrow so need to make the most of today.
Fun all round lol. Had a few. Nice Pint of dog dancer in Camden. 6.5% cider, not too bad. Shame we missed the place that did 18% stout but hey ho. Will be another time for that.
eurgh! sorry mate but that sounds rank!....................................................however, i would try it!
Its ok Chez.
At least are cars work long enough to generate soot.
Afternoon all, just found my old ming blue touch up kit, anyone want it foc?