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ASN's Pub

ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Thats a song from a time gone by my lad, do they also need to sweep your chimney and the maids entrance? :D

    Also grown men? Theyd get a slap, let alone my tuppance ;)

    And coatsey dont be turning dani to the darkside, there will be uproar in the pub, these guys just cant handle abit of gay banter, they grew up in a time when men went by the name of hoff and a mustache was normal practice!
     
  2. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Its not a mandatory, coatsey just needs reassuring that he still has the smallest twang in the pub!
     
  3. Dani_B19

    Dani_B19 Audi-sports own special child.

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    Lmfao, aww bless him, has he got the small man syndrome and feels like he has to constantly search for someone smaller than him? Haha.
     
  4. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Wait, What?

    You saying we is old?
     
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  5. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    this is true so get your small penis out ! iv been swinging house hold items from mine to make it longer, so far this week iv been hanging the three piece suite of it ... no growth as of yet!

    ill try the fridge freezer next week..
     
  6. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    yes!
     
  7. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    scott you are old.
    and fred.
    chez and dave are the grandads of the pub. they sit in the corner they've sat in for the last 30 years, shaking their heads at all the youths in the pub, trying to educate everyone about the good ol' days and how life was during the industrial revolution and how we've got it cushty.
     
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  8. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    is maids entrance a euphemism for arse hole?


    you be quite you, your having a child, you cant have banter no more! your banter will become shocking as you'll turn in to a dad and then you will suck at everything and your penis will fall off and then you'll try to be cool when your blatantly not.


    dani don't be scared come now be one with the holes is the toilet doors in the pub :ninja:
     
  9. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Lmao dont say that coatsey, ill be a hip cool dad with a fast car ennit!

    I like superkarls summary of the pub, really it should have been named the asn working mans club!
     
  10. Dani_B19

    Dani_B19 Audi-sports own special child.

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    I e not got the whole "glory whole" thing, why would women go into mens toilets to gobble off stranger, also everytime i pop the old lad through it always comes back with stubble rash, theirs alot of bearded women out there i tell ya.
     
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  11. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    This right here, these two word together like this, mean you have already crossed the line of not been cool.
     
  12. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Hip and cool are back in now 'dude', i think it is you that is un cool sir!

    Dani dont let scroatsey lure you into a 3 way involving ikea grade rubber mallets and jardo!!! Never agen i tell you!
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Chez, glad to see you on board with Movember mate.

    Karl, don't worry about full clean shaven just go as low as you can with a beard trimmer that's what I do as I don't own a razor.

    Dani, how do you think most of us have such high post counts?! Welcome to the pub sonny jim.
     
  14. Dani_B19

    Dani_B19 Audi-sports own special child.

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    That sounds the worst 3 way in the world, i bet youd be wearing adult nappies and king size tampons for life haha.

    Tbh westy ive never really took note haha.
     
  15. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Now I understand why jojo got sideways at ADI. Those avons let go in the wet quite easily even with traction on. Just slid round a roundabout going to cinema lol. Didn't even let off. Fun though and probably looked good for anyone watching :p
     
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  16. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    don't get to carried away with your sidewaysness as your signature could look like this :

    Facelift NHB EP3 Type R - Dead [​IMG]

    Cactus green 8L S3 - Very much also dead :(
     
  17. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Be alright once the contis are on the back. Doesn't help that we're getting a weaker hurricane Sandy here at the minute! Lol

    Anyway back from silent hill. Strangely it was rammed but then skyfall was sold out so I guess it was a last resort for some people. Not bad though, more f'd up than the first film. Only downer was the silly kids and the guy next to me eating a huge bag of popcorn, who then decides once he'd finished he'd roll up the bag. Then eat a chocolate bar 10 minutes later, then another 10 minutes opened something else to eat which was crunchy as fck!!

    Ban food in cinemas ffs!
     
  18. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    morning all

    Food at cinemas are ok as long as people think of others when eating them.

    We take our own food but its all in tupperware dishes so no opening noises and the food is generally quiet food.
    So we don't disturb others or ourselves.
    I hate the sound of chewing food in my own head when I'm trying to watch a film.
     
  19. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    What do you take to the pictures with you in Tupperware? Stew? lol


    quiet food lmao you don't want take none of that loud shouty chicken... :p
     
  20. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Oh yeah... morning :D
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    haha.

    crunchy food mainly.
    Noisy bags.

    Normally take jelly sweets or if we've not eaten we take a selection of buffet food.
     
  22. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Morning peeps... Avons are quite a dangerous tyre IMO I also have ended up facing traffic with them.... they are just to soft..
    bloody freezing here...had to scrape the windscreen this morning...
     
  23. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Lol! Can just imagine Scott in the cinema with a knife and fork tucking into his tupperware meal, napkin tucked in his shirt, glass of wine.
     
  24. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Do you still put your popcorn in the liquidizer too scott...:haha:
     
  25. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Morning all.

    1st day of Movember, bring on the end of week one :thumbsup:
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Don't have popcorn.
    It gets stuck in my teeth, then I look like a spaz tripping out when I walk out of the cinema trying to get it out.
     
  27. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Gets stuck in your dentures. You sound proper old!
     
  28. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    I do.
     
  29. slowcoach3

    slowcoach3 Active Member

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    In new zealand the cinema I went to had a mid film interval, they baked cookies, corn dogs and pies etc so you went and got a beer had a fag ( ciggy ) ate a pie then went and sat back in your armchair or sofa ( had a old vw beetle to sit in as well ) and enjoyed the second half. It was a proper cinema, beats the ***T out of Vue/odean
     
  30. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    My gf`s parents live in Alderney in the channel islands and they have a mid film break and go down the pub for an hour then come back. Asmuch as i love the pub that would drive me mad being interupted. Would lose interest by the time you get back to watch the second half.
     
  31. mk1chopper

    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    Did it understeer before the back end stepped out? I found once in damp conditions going round a roundabout I started to understeer then the haldex kicked in and the back end stepped out and I think I had F1's all round then? You fitted the R32 ARB yet?
     
  32. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Nope no understeer. Tbf it was at the roundabout next to mcdonalds/cinema which has terrible grooves and camber changes so probably didnt help.

    And nope not fitted it yet.
     
  33. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Get that ARB on Jase, it's a great mod.
     
  34. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Will when i have time! lol. Will try to do it sunday if its not hammering it down. So far the weekend looks pretty wet and w*nk
     
  35. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah tell me about it. I think my red track wheels will be staying in their bags! Might have to get another set of wheels and some rain sports for next time.
     
  36. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    lol set of ex touring car wet cuts.
     
  37. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Do you know of any ;)
     
  38. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    No lol. Keep an eye on touring car spares. Or just whore the net and forums that may have sets for sale on a regular basis. Just beat Prawn to them or pay him to get you some lol.
     
  39. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Some on ebay that work out at about 215/40/17s. 80quid for 2 plus postage. Im sure you could get the correct size for less for a full set though.
     
  40. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    afternoon,
    just wondering if you lads could advise me on locking wheel bolts?
    ordered a set off the bay, decent quality german ones and when compared side by side to my existing bolts there about 6 to 8mm shorter! :tocktock:
    obviously i contacted the seller and pretty much said " oy! you! these darn bolts you flogged me are too friggin short son!"
    he replied by saying something like " well according to our coffee stained brochure from about 5 years ago sir, they are what is listed for your car, so do one, or send them back"
    so was just wondering if your locking wheel bolts are like this? or should i give this bloke some grief?
    over and out!
    much love! x xxxx xx
    chez:drool:
     

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