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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I have virgin hd ;) because virgins are always better... Ask Jimmy he knows what I'm on about :p
     
  2. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    thats because all you smoggies have had cable for years! aka comcast back in the day!
    i would like that virgin fibre optic shizzle, but our council are tight and wont let them dig up the whole town i think!
     
  3. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Anyone watching classic car rescue? Doing a mini this week.
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    5 bud
     
  5. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    am on it
     
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  6. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    It's because you foreigners are to pikey to have virgin :p
     
  7. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    ​Top gear time lads bbc 2
     
  8. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i guessed the value of the mini :cheers:

    watchin bond cars now.
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    BMW was the low point of the Bond Cars.
    Who would have guessed it............ok the only good thing they did was driving that 7 via a phone.

    Did you see all them Audis they broke?
    I wonder what happened to them.
    Broken for spares? :D
     
  10. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Bah its cold, my penis has taken a holiday inside, iv got man aids, I'm tired and Hungary! Man rage!

    :( Booo

    is everyone all good having fun in the cold?
     
  11. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Nope not having fun. Still cant get the wheel bolt off either. 16 slips, 15 slips! Been given another tip to try and if that doesnt work then its going to be drill the head of the bolt and break it off, pull the wheel out and extract the rest of the bolt thats left.

    JOY!
     
  12. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear! Wait till you have some real ball achy jobs on that car lol
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Have you tried the proper tools to remove the bolts?
     
  14. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Like? Its in there so tight that nothing can grip it. Spending 20 odd quid on a removal tool will do nothing as the bolt is now smaller than 17mm and the smallest removal tool i can find is 17mm plus one of the techs reckon that`d just get chewed up aswell as its so tight. Need a CV boot doing on that side sooner or later too which is typical!
     
  15. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    I`d say this is one lol.
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    The reverse thread units.
    We've used them a couple of times and it worked well.
    Trying to get the bolt out of the tool was a ***** though.
     
  17. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Yeah but as i say the head of the wheel bolt is now smaller than 17mm and the smallest one of those sockets is 17mm so it wont work and the tech said even if it did fit the bolts in so tight it`d probably just chew up the removal tool.
     
  18. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Try welding on a 16mm socket and getting a 10ft breaker bar :ninja:
     
  19. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Jason.s Active Member

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    You know how deep the bolts are in the standard wheel. Cant get anything in there lol. Maybe weld a bolt onto the end of the rounded bolt but as its so tight it`d probably just snap the welds. Its gotta be on the way to 200nm`s. No idea what they`ve done to make it that tight.
     
  21. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    When I had a Corsa, I went to buy some nice VXR wheels from a chap in Leeds.

    Drove all the way up to find the wheels were still on the car. He undid 3 of the 4 locking wheel nuts, but the 4th wouldn't budge. Long story short. I wasted hours, he couldn't get the bolt out and had to chop the wheel off. I'd try a few more things first!
     
    Last edited: Oct 30, 2012
  22. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    Yeah trying not to damage the wheel lol.
     
  23. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    An inch of weld will hold a ton.
    Depending on the metal but I think that's the general rule.


    Have you tried hitting the bolt with a hammer?
    Worked on stuck subframe bolts and caliper bolts.

    Shoved some heat on it?

    Can you remove the hub with the wheel still on?

    Dude, you got pwned by a lug nut! | whitetrashrepairs.com
     
  24. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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  25. Jason.s

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    Getting it in at lunch and grinding the head off!
     
  26. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    bet i could undo it



    just sayin
     
  27. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    So could I with my butt cheeks :D

    Also just saying!
     
  28. Jason.s

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    And its off! :)

    Couldnt grind it off so just hammered another 15 on, tech broke his reducer..whoops lol. Used a dirty big bar and it came off hurray!!

    Tried the other side just incase and 2 bolts were damn tight again but they came off after holding the gun down for a few secs.

    Thank fck!
     
  29. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    That why you and Coatsey are such good friends?
     
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  30. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Pfft he couldnt get a tight grip around anything with his butt cheeks, once iv sent the destroyer in lmao
     
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  31. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Just for the record, I'd of got it out with some mole grips.


    Just saying.
     
  32. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Not really, more so because he gives a good bj ;)
     
  33. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i made you guys a gay area. do you not use it?
     
  34. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ah damn i thought this was it!

    Reesey started it!
     
  35. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    I asked if **** clenching was the reason you were friends. You immediately mentioned that it was because of his gob job skills. I think you are in the wrong!
     
  36. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Congrats on the wheel Jason, got a pic of the bolt?
     
  37. Jason.s

    Jason.s Active Member

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    This is how it came out in the end

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  38. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    OMG! That is mash up!
     
  39. coatesy

    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Nice ! At least its out now mate, you can crack on with the mods
     
  40. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Thats one chewed nut!

    Reesey why would my clench improve a friendship? :think:
     

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