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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. coatesy
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I have virgin hd ;) because virgins are always better... Ask Jimmy he knows what I'm on about :p
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    thats because all you smoggies have had cable for years! aka comcast back in the day!
    i would like that virgin fibre optic shizzle, but our council are tight and wont let them dig up the whole town i think!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Anyone watching classic car rescue? Doing a mini this week.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    5 bud
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    am on it
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    It's because you foreigners are to pikey to have virgin :p
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    ​Top gear time lads bbc 2
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i guessed the value of the mini :cheers:

    watchin bond cars now.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    BMW was the low point of the Bond Cars.
    Who would have guessed it............ok the only good thing they did was driving that 7 via a phone.

    Did you see all them Audis they broke?
    I wonder what happened to them.
    Broken for spares? :D
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Bah its cold, my penis has taken a holiday inside, iv got man aids, I'm tired and Hungary! Man rage!

    :( Booo

    is everyone all good having fun in the cold?
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    Nope not having fun. Still cant get the wheel bolt off either. 16 slips, 15 slips! Been given another tip to try and if that doesnt work then its going to be drill the head of the bolt and break it off, pull the wheel out and extract the rest of the bolt thats left.

    JOY!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Oh dear! Wait till you have some real ball achy jobs on that car lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Have you tried the proper tools to remove the bolts?
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    Like? Its in there so tight that nothing can grip it. Spending 20 odd quid on a removal tool will do nothing as the bolt is now smaller than 17mm and the smallest removal tool i can find is 17mm plus one of the techs reckon that`d just get chewed up aswell as its so tight. Need a CV boot doing on that side sooner or later too which is typical!
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    I`d say this is one lol.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    The reverse thread units.
    We've used them a couple of times and it worked well.
    Trying to get the bolt out of the tool was a ***** though.
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    Yeah but as i say the head of the wheel bolt is now smaller than 17mm and the smallest one of those sockets is 17mm so it wont work and the tech said even if it did fit the bolts in so tight it`d probably just chew up the removal tool.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Try welding on a 16mm socket and getting a 10ft breaker bar :ninja:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You know how deep the bolts are in the standard wheel. Cant get anything in there lol. Maybe weld a bolt onto the end of the rounded bolt but as its so tight it`d probably just snap the welds. Its gotta be on the way to 200nm`s. No idea what they`ve done to make it that tight.
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    When I had a Corsa, I went to buy some nice VXR wheels from a chap in Leeds.

    Drove all the way up to find the wheels were still on the car. He undid 3 of the 4 locking wheel nuts, but the 4th wouldn't budge. Long story short. I wasted hours, he couldn't get the bolt out and had to chop the wheel off. I'd try a few more things first!
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    Yeah trying not to damage the wheel lol.
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    An inch of weld will hold a ton.
    Depending on the metal but I think that's the general rule.


    Have you tried hitting the bolt with a hammer?
    Worked on stuck subframe bolts and caliper bolts.

    Shoved some heat on it?

    Can you remove the hub with the wheel still on?

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Getting it in at lunch and grinding the head off!
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    bet i could undo it



    just sayin
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    So could I with my butt cheeks :D

    Also just saying!
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    And its off! :)

    Couldnt grind it off so just hammered another 15 on, tech broke his reducer..whoops lol. Used a dirty big bar and it came off hurray!!

    Tried the other side just incase and 2 bolts were damn tight again but they came off after holding the gun down for a few secs.

    Thank fck!
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    That why you and Coatsey are such good friends?
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Pfft he couldnt get a tight grip around anything with his butt cheeks, once iv sent the destroyer in lmao
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Just for the record, I'd of got it out with some mole grips.


    Just saying.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Not really, more so because he gives a good bj ;)
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i made you guys a gay area. do you not use it?
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ah damn i thought this was it!

    Reesey started it!
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    I asked if arse clenching was the reason you were friends. You immediately mentioned that it was because of his gob job skills. I think you are in the wrong!
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    Congrats on the wheel Jason, got a pic of the bolt?
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    This is how it came out in the end

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    OMG! That is mash up!
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Nice ! At least its out now mate, you can crack on with the mods
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Thats one chewed nut!

    Reesey why would my clench improve a friendship? :think:

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