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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. CHEZ
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    CHEZ moderately amusing

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    its better than smoking though mate!
    i speaketh from experience dude, i smoked for 20 years, the green stuff and ciggies and never felt better after packing in!
    financially wealthier!
    the first 6 months of packing in i felt terrible as the gunk was coming off my chest, but after that, no turning back!
    heck i even bought my audi with the money i saved!
    the only drawback is that i put on about 3 stone and thats partially down to drinking a touch more!
    you hang in there soldier and dont relapse!
    £7 a packet of fags.............................balls to that :ohmy:
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Aw thanks mate! I suppose it is, I don't miss smoking but I do miss getting blazed at times lol I shouldnt really say that might make me seem like a bag head but its true.

    as for the saving money part.. I don't know about that iv only had a tenner in the bank for the past two weeks ... Sports car go faster parts are way more expensive than Fags or green :p
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    nar mate trust me getting blazed is poo too!
    after about 5 years of lets just say having an endless supply from my cupboard, i packed it all in when the mrs got pregnant!
    i ended all smoke related shizzle and the lifestyle that goes with it, i had basically been a space cadet 24/7 and was getting nothing done, sick of having a smelly house etc and all the clampit "friends" that go with it!
    i could smoke like bob marley trust me! :eyebrows:
    but when my mate popped up the other week and twisted my arm to have a reefer, i did not like it at all! it was just weird and i felt quite sick! ha ha!
    so the moral of the story is scroatsy, you can do without it mate! its not that good anyway!............
    and i have been to amsterdam and jamaica!
    ! oh and a mate of my mate has just had to have a lung removed because of the above antics! not good at all! :ohmy:
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    Evening gents,, mrs has stripped the room for me to decorate, so im hiding in the garage with a crate of coors, everytime she comes in asking if im ok, i scratch my chin looking at my car with the bonnet up....WIN..haha
    Westy and coatesy like this.
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    ha ha! dave! i remember from last time that you hate the old decorating routine! women eh? :tapedshut:
    your lucky being able to escape mate! i end up doing it all!
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    C6 DRN living the dream

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    haha we all use the car as an escape route!
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    You need a strut nut tool my friend!
    [​IMG]
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    Doh! I had pretty much had enough of it like nearly ten years of playing with the stuff.. as if I was 13 when I started Eee no wonder I failed at school lol school was **** anyway. Aye luckily for me iv got a job and a super fast car to get my daily buzz out of.

    That's bad crack for your mate.

    Any way no more since iv got to start my extensive car collection lol iv just got to get me a good paying job. I don't earn enough now lol
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha this has made my night! Quality.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Morning lads.

    Its friday. which means its half a day for me and a weekend of wiring and VCDSing (Yeah, its now a word).
    WooHoo

    Jason,
    Was it any thing like this?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I've been here for at least 30mins.
    Is it time to go home?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I miss Scotland.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I don't know why you get so excited about Fridays when you do bugger all during the week anyway. Your whole life is one long weekend :moa:
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Because I no longer need to do what others tell me. :cheers:




    For months I've been campaigning with the misses to sell her car and get something better but she's been saying no.
    Last night she came home from a works meeting wanting a newer car.
    FFS women!!

    O well, at least her car has a new MOT.

    Anyone want a 206 GTI?
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    Morning... jeez its cold here, bring on the snow...
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Dont need snow mate. Just fit some Infinity INF 05 tyres to your car and whenever it rains it feels like you're driving on snow ;)
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    morning you pack of raging homos!

    its freezing here today !

    don't you just want to be one of these lazy buggers, nice and warm all day!

    [​IMG]
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    I wish it was that simple!
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    Freezing here too! Snow can do one! Nothing worse than snow falling. Everyone turns into a retard and suddenly cant drive.

    Suppose to be this temp all weekend! My fingers will drop off working on the car!
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    Suppose to be -1 over the weekend in Brum!
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    It's bad enough their without it being below freezing!
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    Oh if anyone wants to purchase the daily sport today the receptionist that works here is in it with her bangers out lol. It much have been rather nippy! lol.

    Says it`ll be 8 in bedford. Better not drop any lower than that!
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    is she bang tidy then?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    This happens when it rains or when it gets foggy let alone snow! When it snows it brings out a whole new level of retard drivers.
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    shes got her boobs out does it really matter ?

    her boobs are out! yey boobs!
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    Body yes, face...not so much. Picture makes her look alright. In person she`s a bit rough lol.
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    I think a pic of her and then a pic of the paper is needed.
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    big tattys ! i take it her name is holly! since you work with her you should ask for a 3D viewing.....
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    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    If its the one who was in when I took the car over for Jason to look at I wouldnt say no (but then my standards may not be the same as yours), nice figure but to much make up for my liking.
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    She works at audi, I'm guessing a shovel for applying make up is part of the equipment you get if you are a woman (and Jason)
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    Dont think she was in when you came in. Her name is (stripper name not real name) Leah Farrell. Its under the Britains got talent heading or something like that?
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    Im at VW so its not quite so much make up :p
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    Is that because the cars are cheaper, so the make up budget is less?

    And I notice you didn't deny it :uhm:
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    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    Well the one that was in was wearing a top that exposed her mid section so is she appearing next week?
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    Only read the first part lol.
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    Not sure who that was...got a good handful of girls like that working here lol.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Get a picture up from the paper.
    Via PMs or text.
    Eaither way, PICS!!!!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I type that name into google and a Ron Geramy look alike comes up.
    WTF is that about?
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    I`d post it here but i`d rather not get bent over by the mods lol. Dont really want a queue of people waiting for a PM. If i get a pic of the paper you can distribute it lol.
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    Does it have some sort of smart search based on your internet browsing habits? And do you have a thing for Ron Jeremy?

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